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On Thursday, the Federal Aviation Administration proposed a record $24.2 million penalty for American Airlines, saying the company put passengers in danger by flying 14,000 flights with planes that didn't meet safety standards. ---------------- Maybe lay off a few more mechanics -- save...

My next book is PT Barnum. He used to run a few pawn shops. He'd drop a few stubs around the streets of New York and people would pick them up and try to redeem them at his pawn shop. But first, he'd charge the people to look at the item (which was a worhtless piece of junk ie broken lamp...

Seriously, how many of these pointless letters are the various papers going to print? Today Arnold, tomorrow pick another state.

lol. better yet, Why I deserve the Peace Prize speech by our President "Playing for Change" Obama.

I suppose while everyone is in the lawn and garden dept, I'd blow up the paint aisle, this would cut the store in half and wait it out in the lumber dept with a piece of rebar (That's one item). Gallon of lacquer thinner or maybe some flammable contact cement make a trail to the explosive...

Next best thing to the news is the rumor. http://www.jagnotes.com/generalinfo_body.cfm?info=general

Using Real-Time Events in Electronic Trading Event data is evolving from machine-readable news to give electronic traders new real-time factors http://www.wallstreetandtech.com/trading-technology/showArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=ONAZZZHY32HSPQE1GHRSKH4ATMY32JVN?articleID=226700175

I snagged my cock in my zipper today. Think I'll go back to shoes with laces. Ahahahaha :D :D :D

"I stand corrected," said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.

In conclusion. Blah. I found my answer. Odd thing though, the answer was on a web site which had exactly 4 articles. It was one of those dead web sites the contact link etc were broken, etc. I couldn't even thank the guy. The author was an ordinary contractor, not an engineer and the article...

He's going to leave office without any experience too! At most he'll have 1 years experience 4 times (as the saying goes).

Today I saw two old ladies (prob like age 70) texting and wearing mini skirts. I think now I have a good idea of what I'm gonna be for Halloween. My back up plan for a scary costume is dressing up as a 401k. Boo!

If your ass hurts check the vix. I thiink Vicks has been around longer than vix.

So she says, "Do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says "Honey, our house isn't blue."

It'll be a while before hearing a commentator say: "Tiger Woods struggles to come from behind" doesn't make me laugh".

Munger calls him "Defective Dick" OTH overseas the moniker is "Dabulous Dick".

Dick Fuld aims to start advisory boutique. Ahaahahahahaaaa. :D :D :D Step one. Fly commercial, meet new clients.:cool: When meeting new clients, the first thing he says is: "You don't have a gun. That's good.":D :D :D Stay tuned.. Step three: "Give me a hug. I need a hug."

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745). June 25, 1745 My dear Friend, I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It...

How about unions bargain in good faith and after a market cycle of producing a million widgets for 2-5 years and demand tapers off, the union takes a cut in benes and pay till business improves?

Great insight. I agree. As far as Ben's list of virtues and misc other character/motivational booyahs are nothing more than posters hanging on various walls in schools or offices. People are clueless on what the words mean or how to apply them.