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    $800K of Stimulus to Teach AFRICAN's How to Wash Their Penis!

    "promote abstinence" is a religious concept? How about abstinence until one is aware of good hygiene, responsiblilty, consequences, etc or perhaps being able to afford a condom.
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    Jokes 2

    I was busy pointing out the squirrels to my guide dog when I thought,''Hang on!''
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    Gun Help

    Typical example of someone's problem now becoming your problem. Gees that annoys me in my personal life. Gee whiz Dad, I love ya but it's your gun, you figure it out. Go put it in your own safety deposit box and give me the key.
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    If you see this van on Highway or your street, Run the other way quick

    Another reason to eat a well balanced diet of lead. Shield against x rays.
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    Empire Numbers ...Uh HHH

    That's my first thought, I'm hoping this isn't the case. OTH a dollar earned here in the US, sent back home to the family, might be a better deal.
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    Empire Numbers ...Uh HHH

    Question for you EMR or more likely what are your thoughts. I bought some elec circuit breakers yesterday. It has been years since I have bought any. I noticed they are mfg in Dominican Republic. Now we have shipped out our mfg overseas, that's a given, then why do people emigrate here...
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    $800K of Stimulus to Teach AFRICAN's How to Wash Their Penis!

    ....teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex. This was probably a shovel ready project. Couple sponges, pail of water and a powerpoint presentation.
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    $800K of Stimulus to Teach AFRICAN's How to Wash Their Penis!

    Imo, I've been a bit on the sidelines watching grants, what strikes me is when something is untried, something that hasn't been done or a new trick for an old dog gets the money. The more complicated, the more resources it consumes, pols salivate on the process, the better the chance to get the...
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    Jokes 2

    I'm setting up a search engine called Askyourdad.com you type your query in and it sends you straight to Askyourmom.com.
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    Jokes 2

    During Antiques Roadshow today, I looked at the 19th century mahogany chest of drawers in the corner of my living room and thought: Maybe that's where the fucking remote is.
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    "I Changed Her Oil And She Changed My Life"

    Testing.
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    Obama closes $60 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia

    Hmnnn.. Job creation so far. Fill potholes. Sell war supplies. Census workers. Election poll workers. ----------------------- Winding down the Lehman bk has created jobs. New jobs.
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    I joined the Tourette's society today. ........in no time at all they had me sworn in !
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    SEC Questions Trading Crusade as Market Makers Disappear

    The debate over how to keep U.S. stock prices from plunging in times of stress gained urgency after the May 6 crash that erased $862 billion in equity value over 20 minutes. ---------------------------- There's an app for that. Called a do-over.:cool: Bust trades, so on and so forth.....
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    The Subprime of Europe May Be About to Blow

    How ya doing Morgan, haven't seen you around for a while. What did you and the gov minister have for dinner?
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    Penis washing $823,200

    Just think, all those illegal immigrant who don't pay taxes, look what they are missing. I'm sure they don't feel the "pride" of what we get for our tax dollar. Imagine becoming a citizen and writing the family back home. Dear mom, I'm a taxpaying citizen now, never guess what my tax dollars...
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    Are they really tastless morons or is it a form of mandated torture?

    I remember when this concept was first applied to decor in fast food restaurants. Colors and fixtures so you wouldn't linger. Eat and get out. So now we have decor, then music. Don't forget the signs on the door. No smokling, no shirts, no shoes no service but "Hey ya'll com' on in" enjoy...
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    Are they really tastless morons or is it a form of mandated torture?

    What's with the almost universal playing of 100% musical crap in supermarkets? -------------------------- Imagine working there and listening to that crap your whole shift? No wonder people are the way they are.
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    Chris Christie Slaps around Teachers union thugs.

    Yikes, I can't believe I recheck this. Corzine spent 1b. Chrisie cut the budget to preserve 820 m of that 1b. Plus he added another 280m which means Christie 's education budget allocation was higher than Corzines.
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