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The people on the receiving end of social programs should take a look around at the special country they live.

:D

Excellent idea, the wrist band replaces the hood.

Thick black smoke-no new pope. Thick white smoke-real good dope.

oh la la Well she was too old to be my girlfriend so I thought she'd make a good mom. Oh well , j/k. I like the part in the movie and the name Lily von schtupp

That is d-u-m-b. Delete that right n-o-w.

My mom was in the Movies. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uai7M4RpoLU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

On this day in History: 1912: Author Nutmeg Von Schtupp accuses the White Star Line and the crew of the R.M.S. Titanic of copying the plot from his 1898 novel "What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? "

Hey..:D Almost forgot about the penis washing grant.

:D I can't ever be serious,. I saw an opening and I took it.

The State Department has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking “key libraries” around the world with “Wet Dreams From My Father” more than a decade after its release. Read more...

Anyone want to explain what a 16 yo kid is doing on the street @ 11:15 pm? The kid has 4 prior arrests. Noticeably absent is a comment from the parents or family members. "The kids, they retaliate because they want their voice to be heard," Mitchelin said. "They're frustrated. Not even...

Couple of reasons to account for the missing 8%. Topics of conversation considered homosexual: The Weather (In a positive manner): e.g. "The stars are so beautiful today." 'Famous people' you haven't heard of. Clothes Anything that uses the word "Gorgeous" or synonyms. Indepth...

On the evening of April 8, 1999, a long line of Town Cars and taxis pulled up to the Minneapolis headquarters of Pillsbury and discharged 11 men who controlled America’s largest food companies. Nestlé was in attendance, as were Kraft and Nabisco, General Mills and Procter & Gamble, Coca-Cola...

Anyone suppose we should re think physical education programs? Ever see an ad on tv for an apple? Who's bright idea was it to put softdrinks and snack vending machines in schools? -------------------------------- Kids get free breakfast in school. This is how that plays out. Kids eat...

"heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.” "why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not," Uhmnnnnn.. I suppose pussy has more calories than cock.

The military should cut back spending on Kevlar tampons.

Hey, let's not forget the state dept buying 70 k of his books. That money would probably pay his tax bill.

Sounds like a personal problem. If I had a 2 year degree, I'd hang out with people who had a 4 year degree. If I had a four year degree I'd hang out with Phd's. Frankly, if I'm the smartest guy in the room - I leave.

I'm not sure about this Pope thing. Black smoke means the piston rings need replacing, white smoke means the head gasket has blown. That's all I know.