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I saw some Helium the other day, I said, "you are nothing but a noble gas" do you know what? The Helium didn't react at all. Yeah, that's stoopid nutmeg..... "Thanks"

Last night my friends called me a fucking dickhead for no reason. I captured the whole ordeal on my iPhone.

I really didn't mean it in a racist way, but one should be aware of, point being, easier to manipulate. You can choose to ignore it, for the pc benefit it brings, others capitlaize on it.

As part of that goal, Warren said she's determined to simplify the process consumers go through to apply for credit. --------------------- Pulse..................... Seems to be one..... sign here. How'd that work out for subprime? lmao For sure we have a Harvard professor steering...

Somewhere on the net is an academic piece which basically sums up that black people are child like. It was written some time ago and has many valid points.

Pure genius. :D Imagine if that were true. The simplicity. What fools we have been looking for growth when all this time it really was the USD.

The Chinese system is autocratic, rife with corruption and at odds with a knowledge economy, which requires liberty. --------------- What exactly can you do in this country without paying someone off? Not exactly corruption per se but you have to ask permission to do anything and pay a...

Two scientists walk into a bar, and decide to have a drinking contest. The first walks up to the barmaid and says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, please." The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too." Needless to say, the first scientist won. :D ahahahah ha ha ha. :D...

about 11 p.m. customers start to come in and shop, ------------------------- I'd like to know if those customers come in with kids at 11 pm on a school night.

Paris Hilton has been denied entry to Japan. I think it's unfair. No one has ever been denied entry to Paris. :D

I Said To My Girlfriend, Why Dont You Tell Me When You Orgasm ? She Said I Dont Like Phoning You When Your At Work.

The only reason why old people sleep in separate beds is because they don't want to wake up next to a dead body.

Calpers lost 59 billion "We are not investing blindly" jk, I made that up..:D "....employees received an average salary raise of 12 percent and an average bonus of $115,705 in the 2007-08 fiscal year and $63,311 in 2008-09' http://www.cnbc.com/id/39282755//

Situations can be arranged for the self employed to collect UE benes. You have to check around.

I had this amazing cab driver, he was driving a yellow cab, and he was whistling and smiling. He was clearly having an amazing time. He said, "I love my job - I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do." I said, "Take a left here."

Sounds like he's been talking to Warren Buffett and misunderstood the lesson.

Class act. Nice.:)

Gees guys. There are plenty of smart people in America and plenty of money. Men and women with business ideas who'd like to put them in place. So what's the hold up? No money in it. Oh sure you can make some money, be a cash churner, collect from the customer and hand it over to some...

That's hot.

My teenage son came in very late the other day and told me that he had been over a girls house 'studying' apparently. He quickly noticed the food that was on the table, he ate the food and said ''dad these fishcakes are great!'' I just laughed and replied ''Wash your hands son they're fucking...