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All my life Ive heard that every thing has consequences and that what goes around comes around. And I didn't believe it. That's until my son was born black, disabled, molested, crippled, fat, blind, retarded, muslim, and a woman.

Should men even be having these discussions about abortion? Should an anonymous sperm donor have stipulations regarding aborting his seed?

I'm unsure of your point. Younger people spend more money, older people spend less, even with a lower birth spending could remain static. Now if you count births as widgets who will provide a revenue stream to support the retiring widgets ala ponzi entitlements (ie, Social security). I'm...

I throw my hand's up in the air sometimes saying.... Where's that Fucking reciept for these prosthetics

First it's about the money, then power. Imo, when the thrill of money and power is gone, you give it away. I might add though, with money, there is much jealously among the wealthy. You have inherited wealth, earned wealth, old money new money, social responsble money, money made with vice...

A lady was doing market research at the mall and stopped me and said, "Would you mind if I asked you some questions?" Me: "No, that's fine ask away." Her: "Right, question one. Have you ever suffered from forgetfulness?" Me: "Not that I know of." Her: "And finally, question ten.."...

Elmer has got some very interesting new projects! I heard about "Fudd in Fudd out", "Let there be&#65279; Fudd", "RoboFudd", "Fudd me harder" or "First Fudd is the deepest"... Fudd on and stay tuned....when the Fabulous Fudd meets the SEC in the Wabbit hole. <object width="480"...

"May the undertaker bury you, your table and your body, which has soiled the world," he said using language in Iran reserved for hated enemies. Obama's watching the news, hears this. looks behind and says, "Nancy, I don't think he likes you." Joe Biden turns to Nancy "Wooosh".

Obama oughta lob a couple of shoes at Ahmadinejad.

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

Look at the bright side. GM closes plant, reduces carbon footprint, sell tax credit to highest bidder.

Perhaps we have all become conditioned and accept as normal being taped a ala surveillance video. We watch videos every day of incidents in which we may have forgotten we could be the subject. At the ATM, pumping gas, running redlights. Young people are growing up where everything is a...

I thought I was adopted. When I finally had the courage to ask my parents if I was adopted my Dad said, "Out of all the million kids in the world why would we pick you?" My Dad never had any formal training as a comedian.:cool:

It was my parents 40th wedding anniversary last week and they were telling me that they're starting to feel really old. I told them that it's never too late in life to do things that you've always wanted to do. So they've put me up for adoption.

Apparently my dog thinks the recession is over.:eek:

I might add, people who were asked and refused to take a job. Can't recall the names now but at the begining of Obama's term there were a few. I have the impression regarding Obama's comment "I know how to play ball" but no one wants to play with him.

Bernanke got a "double yoke" when he made eggs this morning. This is good sign. In other news, my dog had puppies.

So Morgan, did you sing in that choir?:)

You left off General McChrystal.