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Dad doesn't see the irony in calling me inbred

Reports emerged over the summer that the debit cards were being used at casinos in California --------------- Perhaps a psychic tipped them off.........:D

Hate to break the news to ya, but I'm pretty sure the $849K came from clawbacks. No rocket science here.

Made in America Trial lawyers and tort law. Mortgage backed securities. Prison industry Federally funded poverty. Ie ghettos, etc

What's the difference between Susan Boyle and a freezer? The freezer knows what it's like to have meat going in and out on a regular basis.

What's the odd one out? A: Washing Machine B: Dishwasher C: Woman D: freezer E: Stove

So who are the oldfarts voting for? Herbert Hoover.

I'd go to the track.

I've got a friend who is gay but he is really ugly. He's so ugly he has to sleep with women.

so many people making money giving advice on financial success, Regarding books, methods, newsletters, etc. I suggest you find the author who's personality, style is most compatible with your own. Someone you can relate to. capeche? Once you have understanding and confidence in this...

Why did the frog cross the road? To get away from the Germans.

Take all their candy and sell the candy to your publicy listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all the candy back, with a tax exemption for the two kids, then give them their...

Next Halloween I'm just going to put an empty bowl outside my door with a sign saying "Please take one candy Only"

He was a major investor in a company, got tipped off by the CEO that they were doing a PIPES deal which would surely impact the stock, ---------------- Roughly speaking, the CEO was worried that Cuban would find out about the Pipes offering through the grapevine and sell. Soooo, he called...

The important point: We got the black thing out of the way, 2012 maybe get a woman President, get that out of the way. Then, vote for a one armed albino lesbian octopus, get that out of the way, then back to old white guys in suits.

Reverend James David Manning Thank you for your heroic stand against Harlem's biggest poverty pimp, Congressman Charles Rangel,:D

Whiskey built the Erie Canal. On the flip side I suppose one could argue that various drugs are indirectly responsible for the electric grid in South America.

I feel for ya. Pour moi, these types of trades never had a happy ending.

Two men in a kayak, both are feeling quite cold so they decide to make a small fire to keep themselves warm. Within minutes the kayak has a huge hole in it and sinks to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Which proves that you cant have your kayak and heat it too.

Back at the house, I handed out plastic bags. The fat kids I'd give them a couple handfulls. Save me a trip to Wall Mart to recycle.