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    "WikiLeaks to defy US demands on leaked cables" Gees guys, tonight we'll find out if Elvis is dead. :D
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    N Korea spokesman - "Clinton, funny lady"

    The spokesman called Clinton "by no means intelligent" and a "funny lady." North Korea launched a scathing personal attack on U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Thursday after she likened the leadership in Pyongyang to "small children and unruly teenagers and people who are...
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    Why do politicians always respond in the same silly way to economic problems?

    I'd suppose the politician has to consider the impact of "economic policy" effecting his politics, whether or not he chooses a correct solution. An economic problem with only one solution would not mean the politician would use it.
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    Little Boy: Dear Santa, can I have a brother for Christmas? Santa: Send me your mother
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    I said to my wife, "I wish I was rich." "So do I!" She replied, "Rich had an 8 inch cock."
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    Just testing....

    The economy is so bad, Hootie is down to one blowfish.
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    Obama gets jacked up, lip split open.

    The White House at first did not identify the person who went up for a shot and elbowed Obama, who was playing defense. But later Friday, administration officials released a statement, "George Bush did it". Go figure.
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    Do all American women make horrible wives? Correct me if I am wrong.

    Is it the earrings that gives it away or when men get pedicures? I thought if you had a tatoo of thorns on the flabby bicep indicates "tough".:D
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    LIQUIDITY Just dried up!!! Woah something big must be going on!!

    Anyone have any news?
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    Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me...
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    Do all American women make horrible wives? Correct me if I am wrong.

    Imo, American women are clearly capable of doing these things on your list, they lack the motivation. These women have zero self respect, poor self esteem and fail to see any benefit for themselves. "What will it get me?" They can't answer the question. Too busy talking to thiink and no...
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    Sarah Palin "we gotta stand with our North Korean allies"

    Honest mistake, she can see N Korea from Alaska, you can't see South Korea from Alaska.
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    USA warns Canada of Wikileak Release

    Sky news:- "Washington braced for millions of leaks" A spokesman for the welsh assembly jokingly tweets "this is going to be great for our economy lol!" Irelands prime minister Brian Cowen, asks "could you ask Mr. Obama if he wants to buy some potatoes?"
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    Rifle Scope Can't Be Exported Out of US. WTF?

    Don't mean to get off track here but the link tells a story of a couple old geezers and personal guns on a boat going into Canada. http://www.boatingonthehudson.com/images/flippingbook/2010/10_oct/articles/PoliceOnHudson.pdf I live on the water and it is a real pain in the ass to have nice...
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    Nice video Yannis. I watched a few others. Men were men in those days. Reminds me of this. In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
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    Hey moron, yeah you with the cigarette in his hole...

    I've been vocal about smoking, second had smoke, and all the accompanying idiocy for decades. ---------------------- Fast foward till tobacco is illegal and smoking pot is legal. I thought smoke is smoke and the gov't is going to protect us from smoke, and second hand smoke from a joint must...
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    The Globalization of Honey

    I know a Chinese guy named Rudy. :cool:
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    How to: Boil an egg to perfection without the use of costly egg timers. Put an egg in a pan of boiling water, get in the car and drive at 60mph. After 3 miles call your wife and tell her to take the egg out.
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    Groann...my sister sent me that last year. I told her she looks like that turkey. :D :D :D
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