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A police officer stopped me last night and asked me to take a breathalizer test. I wouldn't mind, but I was walking home with the wife at the time.

The local vet was pulled over & asked ",have you had anything to drink today?" . "Only two beers" he replied. "But you have tested high range", can you explain why?"said the policeman." 'I'm talking dog beers" said the vet.

Would people mind not robbing me anymore just to fucking pay this Paul guy. Cheers Peter

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I'd like to ask the CEO of Wall Mart if we have inflation. Obviously as a consumer, I am unable to qualify my opinion, perhaps someone who is an employer and wholesale purchaser might have a more informed opinion than the bean counters inn DC.

I'd take a lump sum cash up front payment in lieu of SS. I wonder what the odds are of collecting SS in 5 years.

we would have poor people living crammed close together in cement block houses like in 3rd world countries. ----------------------- You mean like an inner city housing project? Humans (Americans), sorted by income?

All the easy money is gone in business via compliance, regulations, "do good stuff", etc. No biggie though, some of theses issues can be overcome. What annoys me: Why do corps "invest" their profits in derivitives to enhance the bottom line, whereas in the past, profits were invested in the...

Dementia is no laughing matter... but seeing the surprised look on grandpa's face every 9 mins when the news repeats, absolutely priceless

I guess we can forget about going to Mars, if NASA only got as far as California.

A couple threads currently on Market "Tops" 1) Is S&P forming intermediate term double top? 2) s$p to "blow past upper-end resistance" 3) Triple Top Currently the market will form a top When... (drum roll)........ GM gets to $35 ahahahahahahaha :D :D :D All the...

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I wonder. I read a small news blip somewhere and I had the impression that junkyards can't arbritraily hoard metal or recyclables

This is the bosses favorite joke: "Congradulations, you've just been promoted...to customer!"

As far as account size, you need to have enough to double down on the loosing trades.:cool:

@ 1.11 fattie lost her weave. :D

Personally, I went to SUNY, but only to deliver a refrigerator.

A prison guard goes into Stosh's cell to find him hanging from his feet. He asks what are you doing Wally (the gaurd has Alzheimers). I'm commiting suicide says Paddy (Nutmeg has Alzheimers too) . Your supposed to have the rope around you neck the prison guard tells him. I tried...

In a dog eat dog world.... .... it's probably best to be Korean.

Very informative post.:)