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Two things. There was a church in Brooklyn (?) complaining about 40k in fines leveid by the fire dept (dubious safety violations). So yea the gov't gets a piece. Secondly, many churches contribute a "curb tax" to some municipalities. Sort of like a property tax but based on curb frontage on road.

Somewhere in my travels I read that SSD relaxed their rules on qualifying.( I think back in '09) Secondly, every quarter that goes by where you aren't contributing to SS via paycheck you lose credits. Not enough credits - no disability check. Act now.

Letters from prison: Dear Jane, I found someone else. We are going to be married in Cell Block D next week. p.s. You couldn't have children either. ppss. Your ass was better but at least I can get a blow job more than once a year. (remember my birthday?)

Hey, we can stop conjugal visits in prison. All the guys in prison can marry each other. Set up little cell housekeeping units.

Lehman failed @ 640b. Nothing happened. AIG no fail. Holder already said banks are too big to prosecute. The rules are written to bail out the nxt Lehman event. Without a bank failure, what's to crash? Anyone going to make a margin call on the Fed? What do you see that will result in...

'Nothing important has ever been built without irrational exuberance'. Meaning that you need some of this mania to cause investors to open up their pocketbooks and finance the building of the railroads or the automobile or aerospace industry or whatever. And in this case, much of the capital...

What a stupid list. I can't believe I even bothered......

You're good....:D I completely missed that one. Lloyd is Laura Jamie..well that one works either way,,so does Bernie... Angelo becomes Angel Ben could be Bend ------------------------------- I found it...List of transexual names 1. Victor 1. Trixie-belle...

You are one funny guy. So if a CEO lays off Obama voters, this is the end of meritocracy. But if you vote for Obama you get free "stuff", basically your fair share. You need to plead guilty.:D

My wife has PSTD of spiders. I never seen a bug in the house in my life. Her? She saw them all the time, she'd call me to kill the spider. I would say,"I'll get my spear and magic helmet." We used to act this out. Except in instead of rabbit I'd say "Spider". <iframe width="420" height="315"...

I was in the elevator with this cute girl yesterday. She went down, and I got off. ....:cool: ...:D

Doesn't matter, just give Obama a medal..any medal...uhmnnn..I noticed no one gave Obama the keys to the city of Chicago...Chicago..that wonderful town..they do things there...they don't do on Broadway....

Plenty of people believe that. (Wisdom of crowds) Survey says........ Let's ask the audience....

I've agreed to the wife's fantasy to spend the night with a well endowed guy. I'm thinking of the insurance broker down the street. If anyone has an endowment it will be him.

An example of an ancient "rump print" http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/examplerump.html It is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual's character and gain an understanding of what has occurred in the past and get a prediction...

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My mom said I was born on the highway because thats where the most accidents happen.

I look at it this way. Everything in Dubai could have been built here if we had any vision. Who cares how much we spent on energy if every dollar was re-invested in the US. Dubai is one giant ego trip for the worlds billionaires and we ain't getting a dime of it. I've been watching...

I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, 'So, there is a downside to divorce'..... :cool: :cool:

You shouldn't say things like that. We have plenty of examples here in the US of people making comments such as that. And you know what, they left. All the productive people left Detroit. They got tired of the so called parasites.