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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class the first day by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I...
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    A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Wow! ... Okay." The genius then...
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    Crude is screwed, man.

    more folks: 3 amigos in a vendor-land! LOL
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    Denmark Was Like Greece, Now It’s Really Happy

    Trumpconomics: Trump-con-omics! We'll see.
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    Crude is screwed, man.

    http://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/riskrewardratio.asp
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    Yes, a little bit! Actually, I just added today 2 more names on my Ignore List!
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    Why Trump's Supporters Hate George Soros

    "Very few of the world’s governments or rich donors fund the brave citizens who fight daily for human rights. It’s less sexy and more political than vaccination, or the fight against cancer. As the light of liberty darkens as the world’s democracies turn to the populist far right, expect the...
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    All the above from Short-Funny.com LOL
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    “Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?” - “No, not a soul, actually.” - “Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
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    Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?” - “No, how?” - “I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
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    A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”
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    Whatever you do, always give it your 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
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    Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? No. Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No. Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
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    They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
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    If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.
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    Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“
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    Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? - Oh Harry, that would be lovely! - Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?
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    Why won’t Mexicans be sad too long about Trump’s wall? That's OK. They will get over it.
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    Why I don’t trust joggers? Well, they are usually the ones to find the dead bodies.
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    I hate it when I run out of toilet paper and I have to make the trip to the grocery store in really small steps.
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