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...the truth be known, yes. Not a ton, but there is nothing funny about profitability. Losses - someone else's - are always hilarious...

“And for those of you with nice profits, you may want to consider taking some off the table.” Did you ever hear a moderator say that? What frickin’ world do these people live in? First of all, I ain’t got no table – I couldn’t keep the payments up, so they came and took it back...

...just between you and me? Yes I did.

ah man - I feel for you. I had to sell off 5 of my monitors to meet margin calls...

Oh be still my heart! I got an e-mail from earlinarizona – he and Bernie are about to release another EFS update for Woodiee's CCI charts. God how I love new toys. Anyway, is there any doubt in your mind that fabulous, unimaginable riches will be mine just as soon as I get my hands on it...

Dear Vol, May I assume that you are new to trading? I ask that because a seasoned market player would have stood aside yesterday. With major news expected - and of course I refer to the Scott Peterson verdict - even the most seasoned participant can not judge how the market will react...

Maybe it’s time to call it quits – throw in the towel – and admit that the trading life just doesn’t agree with me. All this buying and selling, selling and buying – it makes me nervous. So what do I do when my hands are shaking, my palms are sweaty, and I’m starting to hear...

Who, pray tell, died and appointed you God? Elite Trader attracts any number of strange characters, as well as fools without a clue., but you take the cake. You have the audacity to barge in to my journal with your own little crusade, and then attempt to insult and belittle me. Permit me...

Someone once told me: "It's not as important that I succeed as it is that my friends fail." Clearly, he knew what he was talking about...

You know what’s wrong with living in the 21st Century? I grew up in the 20th Century – and I’m just not prepared for what I have to deal with. I’ve told you about “the wife”, but not about “the other wife”. Many years ago, when I was young and foolish, I married one of Ivan...

Sir, may I assume that you are attempting to surpass this author in absurdity?

I get the distinct impression that you are not really a fan of this "journal". However, your frequent posts here leads one to conclude that what you lack in good taste is MORE than made up in time on your hands.

I am often asked to compile a list of things that any trader should NOT do. Well, it has taken longer then expected, but below you will find the most complete listing of trader mistakes ever published, http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5329

Confessions of a CCI Club member… It was just about a year ago that I first dropped in. I had heard about Woodie in the past – and it all seemed to be very positive. So why not give it a try – after all, I had chased every other rainbow known to man. I stuck around for three...

$619.27 is a small price to pay for the fine charting package provided by e-Signal - a proud sponsor here at Elite Trader. As for the monthly statement, I hide it under the stack of Margin Calls. By the time the wife gets that far down in the pile, her eyes are so filled with tears that...

My sources tell me that your trading ability could never support the double wide refereed to above - if you get my drift.

Sir, or Madam, as the case may be, After reviewing your post, and attached chart, I am left with the distinct impression that you are attempting to mock me. Chart presentation - color, style, et all -is the keystone to a successful trading experience. I, unlike so many of you on this...

This journal was intended to discuss the serious aspects of trading. Instead I have had to put up with insults and ridicule from the usual ET trailer park trash. It is not often that a trader of my caliber steps forward offering to share on this board. So I am putting you all on notice. If...

A training vehicle for beginners? I think not. Volume has increased significantly, the range is still there and it offers a better risk/reward than the ES. These are the things that beginners are unaware of. What's more it trends better, and trades smoother because you don't have a bunch...

But... "the truth shall set ye free." And speaking of "free" - no, I do not offer a lifetime free trial to my site, Subliminal! Quit bugging me.