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    Omicron-fuelled volatility deals hedge funds worst monthly return since March 2020

    WTF? "The average hedge fund is up 11.4% in the first 10 months of 2021" S&P is up 21.59% over the same period. So they take 2 and 20 to underperform by 50%? I guess the difference went into Roederer Cristal and sniffing coke from hookers' coochies. Y'all enjoy while it lasts.
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    Inequality in US may spur ‘terrible civil war’, says hedge fund billionaire

    That was back in January. Dalio has more and more intellectual achievements designed to ingratiate him with whomever seems likely to help him: in this case that was the brand new Brandon administration. We also had his recommendations to invest in Chinese bonds earlier this year. He has kept...
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    The Russians are coming!... :-)

    No wonder they sell us Oil: Russia is well known to be a gas station masquerading as a country.
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    Lira collapse leaves Turks bewildered, opposition angry

    They should keep a positive thinking approach: daily life goes in the toilet but they have a beloved leader working on subduing Syria, Libya and the whole Middle East, maybe even beyond. What's not to like?
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    When the "spam hits the fan", where do you want your money?

    DX Futures. Nice hedge diversification from Treasuries. To hedge my long ES positions, I switch back and forth between ZB and DX based on momentum . Try it, you'll be glad you did.
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    Who will be next Fed chair?

    Brainard. JPow raised rates right ahead of the 2018 mid-terms for no other reason but gratitude is in short supply, so he'll bounce.
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    David Einhorn lost a fortune for selling short Tesla from $15B to $1.5B

    They make it sound like Einhorn "lost" $13.5 Bn. In fact, his AUM went from $15B to $1.5B as clients took their business elsewhere, not because the value of his investments was cut by $13.5Bn
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    Bond Market melt up these days?

    No kidding.
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    Bond Market melt up these days?

    Closed out my ZB position as TLT crossed under 50DMA. I'm a bond bear now. Or more of a bond neutral guy.
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    Where to watch live banks' spokesmen speeches and conferences?

    Respective Central Banks websites. https://www.federalreserve.gov/ https://www.ecb.europa.eu/home/html/index.en.html Etc...
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    Bond Market melt up these days?

    Wassup? Big guys got their balls stuck in the vise and Mr.Market going full strength righty tighty on the 30Y lol So much for inflation sky's falling...
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    Every retail trader who withdraws money from their account to live will be caught up in this now?

    Your broker issues a 1099 form anytime you sell and he's the one telling the IRS about how much money you made. The cash outflow from your brokerage account to your bank account is not taxable. What's taxable is the trading profit.
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    Bitcoin futures ETF demand surges on trading debut

    Yeah right: pay the wide bid ask spread on BTC futures, then pay .95% each year to the fund for them to buy futures you could buy yourself, and finally cough up the contango roll after roll after roll. What's not to like? (For the issuer, that is)
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    Every retail trader who withdraws money from their account to live will be caught up in this now?

    Never transfer profits but borrow on margin. Borrowed money is not taxable. Smart rich folks never take their profits, they keep the profitable positions open. There's a bunch of AAPL/AMZN millionaires who will never sell their stocks: they just borrow on margin to pay the bills. See Ma, no...
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    Cboe Global Markets Issues Notification on Spot Volatility Indices

    Bunch of tort lawyers prolly drooling over this.
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    Steve Cohen-- the most profitable day trader

    Made so much money that he bought the Mets to experience what losing feels like lol
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    Billions in 'unknown' funds flowing into Canada's housing market [video]

    Chinese luminaries scoop up Vancouver SFHs to store their wealth away from Mr.Xi prying hands, just in case they cease to please.
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    Dell cancels orders to 5 states... CA, CO, HI, OR, WA

    So I can't play video games in CA but I can feel free to crap on the sidewalks, right?
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    Are TSLA's bitcoin holdings in the red?

    Snip them, don't look back.
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    Are TSLA's bitcoin holdings in the red?

    ???? What happened? Did you get lobotomized? Out of the psycho yard and no meds? Keyboard warrior overcompensating mediocrity through profanity. Frustrated beyond words. Needs urgent medical attention. Better things to do with my life than deal with deranged fruitcake. Get lost. Ignored.
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