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Why do I love this guy? http://live.wsj.com/video/how-to-really-ruin-your-financial-life/3BA23EB1-0274-450B-8824-660937F6CD50.html?mod=wsj_blog_tboleft#!3BA23EB1-0274-450B-8824-660937F6CD50

For real predictions! 1. If Obama wins the election - within a week, banks will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets. 2. Within a week of Election Day, if Mitt Romney is elected as President, we will wake up to a day when all banks and government offices will be closed...

T'was the night before elections, And all thru' the town, Tempers were flaring Emotions ran up and down. I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap, Had shut off the TV, tired of political crap. When all of a sudden, There arose such a noise, I peered out my window...

So, the wife and I are disagreeing on another A or B. The wife later says / admits : " you weren't right , I was just wrong!" :P Love it. :D I love being married. Hope it goes on till my last day; just keep the wine cellar stocked and the cork screw handy. ;)

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with...

The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills.

I have a friend whom tells a story about his pet Quaker parrot- Who went ape-chit when the new newspaper used in the bottom of her cage had the face of the Marlboro Man on it!

Punchline not needed - but I would likey a working flux-capacitor!! :D (Twist to "more hair of the DOG - that bit cha!") Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness « CBS DC http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/ :eek:

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world." Then He made the world round... and laughed and laughed!"

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old...

I have sooooo been there! (yes, I'm going back reading all this glorious history I missed in the making)

COOL - TIME TO LIGHT UP THE DOOBIE.

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Florida, I decided to have my next one done while visiting friends in California, where the beautiful nurses were supposed to be much more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began...

How about :Walk this way...

Plurality of meaning for Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Christmas cheer!!

More change to come! A new Mt Tushmore to be erected somewhere in Illinois, where it is found there are a few more horses @sses than there are horses.

This may be bad chit, but its funny. What does Abe Lincoln, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr. and Obama have in common? Nothing yet! Now with Obama as President, they'll have a face to put on the food stamp!!! What's the difference between Sarah Palin naked and Michelle O'Bama naked...

The TEETS are showing signs of plumping up nicely and about to do the free oozen on the tax payers. -suck- -suck- -suck- (burp!)

As I read this guy's somewhat tormented letter - he'd rather not lay anyone off. They are all "good" producers. I admire his insight to choose those whom help elected an administration that (predictably) will cause the need for the price increases and resulting lay-offs. Apparently he was...

One poignant way to accelerate the CHANGE in their life. ----- Original Message ----- From: ROBERT B Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:58 AM Subject: The plans of one small business owner As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that...