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"Excuse me, M'am...Your bikini seems to be stuck in there...I'll pull it out for you...No, it's no problem...I don't mind at all...Really..." :D

[cue The Market, as personified by the evil gang member] "Hey Surfeur, come out and play-ayyy... " [sound of beer bottles clinking together] Anybody remember the movie "The Warriors"? :D ET just ain't as much fun without Surfboy... :(

I wish...the exact second I short, would cause a 40pt rally! :p

She might...but then she is also very impressed with Baron. He's been pumpin' and is cut like a knife! And he has a real source of income - ET! Surfy probably just lost his, hers and the "we" money he may or may not have had... Hate to say it, but maybe soon there will be yet another new...

Surfer's last post. He was soon buried under yet another massive ES drop. Okay Surfy, we realize you don't owe anything to an anonomous trading board. But you are the one who put it all out here for the world. You are very quick to tout your successes. So how about an update? How much...

Surfy Surfy Surfy you had the world on a string... Against all odds (you are a terrible trader) you nailed a beaut short entry. Then you let it all get away. :( Hubris: Hubris ( /ˈhju¢°brɪs/), also hybris, means extreme haughtiness, pride or arrogance. Hubris often...

If that's Baron, he's put on a little weight... :p

Credit where it's due...even if it's "random", the Ol' Surfinator damsure caught some points. Great trade Surfeur! :cool:

Kinda funny. After one of Surf's random wins, he expounds endlessly on why his "years of price study...etc" show this or that. But on the 50% of trades he loses, the comment is usually just "I was wrong". Just messin' with ya Surfy. If nothing else you're entertainment! And congrats on...

I've always thought Kate from the Underworld movies was super hot. Yeah I'd do her...

Did you guys see that TTM has added a new instructor - someone called "D. Badboy, the Marketdiver"? Yeah he is teaching "How I profitably trade futures". Wonder when he'll blow up... :p

There have been several accounts of people taking all their money, something like $200,000 or $300,000, to Binion's Horseshoe casino in Vegas. And putting it all on "Black". One spin of the wheel...win or lose... Sometimes they won, but is it a good idea? I really hope Surfuer never tricks...

NEWSFLASH: Secret Debt Deal Revealed Overnight! Washington, AP By W G News Feed - Speaker Boehner and President Obama were able to hammer out an agreement in secret talks... NEWSFLASH: World Markets Rally! NewYork, AP By W G News Feed - US Futures Rally almost 400 points and...

Well that is better than your "97% Sure Thing"... :D

I live in a safe area, but I must confess the "don't lock the doors" comment was a bit of hyperbole. I'd be a fool not to use door locks... I also have a few guns...1911A1 .45, S&W 9mm, 6 .22 target rifles/pistols, 8mm German auto (WWII), 12ga pump, 12ga double, .306, and a model 70 .375 H&H...

Yeah I got tired of her too... jus farkin' with ya :D

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Advice to bad guys: Don't break into Cutten's house - you'd be better off breaking into a Navy SEAL barracks! :p

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Geez, where do you live - Iraq???!!! I don't even lock the doors at night...