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Just ask killthesunshine for her number. That's his sister, but she don't come cheap. And he gets a cut of the action! :D

I did a simple test in Wealth-Lab, just shorting all 6 on 9/8/2006 and holding. Just commish at 0.01/share and $10K positions. Not sure how availability and margin/borrowing costs would affect results. Looks about the same as yours: Total Net Profit: $22,619 By Year: 2006: ($1,103)...

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Yeah the guy is fast. Looks like he usually feints with the right and comes in with the left, and when you are trying to get away from that and bend your head down a little, he brings the knee up. Pretty much over after that. Scary guy...

Oldies but goodies! :D Buy dem Dips. Sell dem Rips. Bank da Pips. Buy da Dips. Buy 'em till ya Holler. Buy 'dem Dips till ya got no Dollar! If your Stocks take a Cramer. Don't be a Lamer. Buy the Dip. And Watch 'em Rip!

The chant here would be "DON'T show us your tits! For God's sake DON'T!!!"

Very well done, since I doubt the guy speaks a word of english. Don't know how well he'd do with other songs/styles, but he nailed that one.

Hi Surfer! Welcome back. Haven't you created enough threads about VN and TM yet? Get a life already. :p

Ah yes - the Niederhoffer Method: 1. Sell index puts. 2. Make nice returns for a few years. 3. Suck in lots of investors. 4. Become a hero to slobbering schlubs like 'Surfer. 5. Blow up, liquidate, start over. 6. Sell index puts. 7. .... 8. ...

Sort of along these lines, an old post about "straddle scalping" QQQ. The long straddle protects against a large loss, but the sum of the scalps must be more than theta and friction losses: Option_Attack Registered: Sep 2002 Posts: 146 03-21-03 07:18 PM I've tried this in...

OR BS degrees from West Central Kentucky State U! "Go 'Shiners!" "Push 'em back, push 'em back WAYYY BACK!..." :D

How long before this unmannered and unpleasant "quant" (I can barely type between laughs), Bowo, is flipping burgers? Not long after any of his "clients" (or more likely their concerned relatives) with normal IQs type "Beau Wolinsky" into Google...

Looks a little volatile to me. Only $50 a quarter to try it! System Description The system is designed for long-term profits. Although the results might be volatile in some periods, there is no bankruptcy risk and the system will surely beat the S&P significantly. The profitability is...

What a trashy-looking biatch...I think I'm in love! :D

I read an article from Altucher months ago that said nearly the same thing. Something like "Ignore the negativity, the market is going up.." So who's been right? Yep, JA. I'm as bearish as anybody, but after months and months of running ETF shorting strategies I think I'm finally getting...

The "Cocaine Beauty Queen", Angie Sanclemente

You could try "MarketSurfer.com". He probably has a lot of "originals" left! :p

To keep salesmen and Jehovah's Witness people from visiting... The Automated Paintball Sentry! <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxBa5bQfTGc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param...

Well...yeah...but I'm a disgusting, horny old bastard so maybe I don't count. :D