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Pick a number at random from above and pander to ET's needs. Everybody wants to believe that dreams come true and that fairy tales have happy endings.

Just remember, dear friends, that fleas need a dog to live on. And lice need a crotch. You will never starve to death on ET.

NOW you tell me!

An unregrettable oversight. A new super-genre, perhaps, combining 100, 200, 300, 400, 600, 800 and 900? Jack at least inspires.

My esteemed associate Dr. Arthur Deco and I invested more money over more years than we would care to admit with novice system developer Joe Doaks to find for us the Holy Grail of index futures daytrading. This week he brought it to us, we suspect only because we threatened to cut off his gravy...

Thanks, L'il A, I depreciate the compliment. But you really do need to get out more. Like I need to drink less.

You may have wondered why you have not heard more from Duref Mudgins and LuckyGirl of "Duref Mentors Lucky" fame. We took it offline, because we feared the emotional heat would melt ET's server. What an amazing collaboration it has been! Think Paris and Helen! Napoleon and Josephine! Astaire and...

M. Chien-qui-Tonne, a beautiful woman is one who will sleep with me. My only standard is that they not fart loudly enough to wake me up while we sleep. So I am quite proud of the fact that I have slept with many truly beautiful women. As my hero Josef Stalin said: "Quantity has a quality all...

Oh, what a gold mine of a day: "simularity" and "deficates", hahahaha!"

FortuneTeller, the benefit of my advanced age is that I have slept with a helluva lot more women than you have, and the older they get, the more desperate they get, so I am pulling away from you. The so called "hotties" you post pictures of have about as much character as a cardboard cutout...

Her looks today would depend on the embalmer's skill. My point is that women have and always will look the same. Only fashionability changes. Clearly queer photographers are establishing tastes today. The psychological health of American men is reflected by the extent to which they do or do not...

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I repeat: if you think those are hotties you secretly have the hots for boys. Didn't your grandfathers share their "art" collections with you? Here is real woman.

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"There others such as one who grew up with five brothers, one athletically inclined enough to have captained teams throughout their school years, one with a dominant personality, etc." Or maybe all three together, eh, triple-six? I am a credulous old fool, what can I say. But I did read...

666, I read the source research cited on a referenced site, and composed samples based on it. It was shocking to me how hard it was for me to write in a "female" style even with a crib sheet of "female" rules in front of me. Of course I was nervously scratching my nuts the whole time, so that...

I could not bear to review this thread from beginning to end any more than I could do the same with my own life. One of the interesting things about ET is that so many threads are like butterflies: they are born, they soar joyously, they die. It has been a privilege learning about Lucky. Unlike...

Thanks for posting, 666. But I don't have to wonder any more. You either have one swinging between your legs or you are VERY butch. I strung samples of your posts together to get statistical significance and ran the composite through Nkhoi's Gender Guesser.

Well spoke, Suze!

In my financial straits and at my age it is any kind of light for dinner and vintage sex.