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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."...

Office of the Secretary of Defense 1010 Defense Pentagon Washington, D.C. 20301-1010 Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently held at Guantanamo Bay Cuba. The administration takes these matters...

Ever think his dogged persistency sorta smells of being on the preverbal ET payroll? :D

New Car Just got my new Lexus RX400ha few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this," he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"...

I agree! Actually, this is the first time I have LOL from a Penn & Teller skit. They should get pissed-off passionate more often. Ah the best IMO was Teller sharing space with the hens while trying to consume the bucket of chicken! LOL!! Also I might add for those wondering how it is...

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's...

Same premium recommendation with the Pathfinder for over 65K. I have used mid-grade since new with no problems. QUOTE]Quote from nitro: Nissan recommends premium on the Murano :( nitro

A letter left on the dining room table: My Dear Wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly...

Whoooo Ahhaaaaa!?? :confused: :confused:

Humor in truth. A real toe stomper - and during the Christmas season too- simply tasteless but so funny. Twas the Night Before Tookie's Execution Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'. The cyanide hung by...

The RT Magnum is the 2nd car in my life that I would have to admit to a serious heart-throb. The Nissan 270 Z (yes 1977) was the first. I simply could not give Dodge the $30K for the lack of bells & whistles. I just think they pack a ton of hype and hope in the trunk - of which the Magnum...

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Hidalgo, TX. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat...

"Now, again, I NEVER insinuated the spam posts were coming from this message board / management or owner. I know the owner and well - I'm sure he doesn't need any "rewards" that a spammer could offer." Love ya Man - Mean it.

Yes That is precisely it. Just as Joe has attached on his post. Some offers a different stock. Now, again, I NEVER insinuated the spam posts were coming from this message board / management or owner. I know the owner and well - I'm sure he doesn't need any "rewards" that a spammer could...

Obliviously this spam is an isolated and coincidental event. Biggerfish- You very well may have nailed the source issue. As I stated before- I laid no claim of responsibility on ET for my 'penny stock' solicitation spam grief. (only the timing coincidence). I have the highest regard for...

Well, maybe it is one hell of a coincidental fluke? We just can't know for certain, but the timing is realllllly realllly odd. All the same - spammers only need to get real skills in selling to help make this internet a better place.

Thanks Rearden for helping here but you may find it interesting that... The only reason I get "Trader oriented Spam" is because of my association to this message board. Simple as that. The "targeted spam" did not start till I signed onto this ET board. The spammer's that are sending me...

I don't want your freakin SPAM. <CENTER><FONT SIZE=+6> STOP IT !! </FONT> </CENTER> Why do you even send me this crap? Even if -and just because of your lack of marketing 'program' I would NEVER decide to deal with you! We are happy to present you with six deals from four different...

Jeep Liberty? Chrysler's SUV's have NEVER had a service record I would want to stomach. The Wifey has always liked the Liberty and before that the Cherokee. A solid POS they are when reliability is in the crosshairs. I tell her - YOU get the alternate ride to work and back to the dealer when...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which...