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Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She...

IN AN EFFORT TO HELP OUTSIDERS UNDERSTAND THE MIDWEST UNITED STATES, THE FOLLOWING LIST WILL BE HANDED TO EACH DRIVER ENTERING THE AREA: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a...

This systems cost 900 bucks. This thread ain't nothing more than spam from a Non sponsor of ET. Also from the website: HYPOTHETICAL PERFORMANCE RESULTS HAVE MANY INHERENT LIMITATIONS, SOME OF WHICH ARE DESCRIBED BELOW. NO REPRESENTATION IS BEING MADE THAT ANY ACCOUNT WILL OR IS LIKELY TO...

I would think the New Yorkers in the crowd would say for pizza NY city is the place to go! lol Only kidding :D

Close to a 1000 members with usually a couple of hundred at any given meeting. Product review for the most part is a no-no, but are limited to referencing their own website. The speaker is suppose to be there to talk about trading strategies and they are usually excellent presentations. A...

http://www.safer-networking.org/ind...n&page=download I would run the above tool first and make sure that all of the spyware is gone if you havne't alreay done so. Also with this tool under file settings you can have it check the registry for inconsistence problems. Very good tool. Good...

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower?"...

Thank you, Duh I know that! lol I just brain locked. ES Z3 - NQ Z3 worked just fine. What was I thinking? Should of paid closer attention to your reply. That's what I get for testing things on a Saturday night. :-) Have a good weekend. Bsulli

Thanks but I tested it twice before posting and made sure that I had a space between each symbol and the dash. I type msft - intc I get the spread. I type esz3 - nqz3 and you get "no data" as the response using 7.4. I can duplicate the problem that the original poster(dbtrader) asked about...

Esignal Support you went right pass this question without answering or stating that it needs reviewing internally. I'm needing the answer as well. Thanks in advance. Bsulli

additional update on the new versus old Vix and how to read it. http://cbs.marketwatch.com/news/story.asp?guid=%7BB4600687%2DE7EE%2D48D6%2DBC24%2D12FBB2078B90%7D&siteid=mktw Personally I found it interesting in light of all the discussions going on among traders about the current level of...

A and C anyone can relate to as for B the tech heads in the crowd will love it! lol a)Windows toaster: The windows toaster looks great, but sometime it just won't make toast, it either comes out burnt or raw, you have to unplug the toaster and plug it back in again, each time you want to...

The local bar was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone...

http://www.forbes.com/home_asia/2003/10/15/cz_nw_1015nyse.html ARCA fighting back with a new auto complain program. Personally I'll stick to trading futures. :D fwiw Bsulli

They can't because there is an exclusive contract clause in the contract between the CME and the SP Comstock for the /SP /ND /ES and /NQ. However there isn't for the sp small cap and Eurex have already announced that they will start trading those for starters. They haven't announce when these...

The problem is a file association type that was changed by another piece of software at some point. If the file type was originally associated with MS Office, ex *.doc, *.bmp and you later on installed StarOffice or OpenOffice, both MS Office clones they will changed the *.doc to associate with...

Dear Abby, I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclosed a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm...

Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was...

Our father. Who art at Fenway. Baseball be thy game. Thy kingdom come. World series won. On earth as it is in the Cask n' Flagon. Give us this day. Oh Petey Martinez. And forgive us our losses as we forgive those, Like young Billy Buckner. And lead us not into depression...