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yeah, people were saying this when the market was down 25%, too

close up huh? hope you didn't trade based on this great premonition. :D

the poll really needs another option: fwb

tbills, money market accounts, foreign bank accounts in aaa countries, cdars. bear in mind, billionaires have most of their equity tied up in a business or stock

dude, futures were up 1.4% last nite and we saw how that turned out.

hey, i plan to do this for as long as i can. i'm sure i can keep it up for a while, as there's no shortage of young women who want to be with a generous guy who spoils them rotten. and my money will never run out because i always spend less than i earn :) when the day comes i'm too old to...

technically, i don't think the dow can open down 8000 pts because overnight limit-down on futures and the resulting arb at market open would put an artificial limit on how low the index would open. of course, what happens in the minutes after the dow opens is another matter. but, if you had...

you've lost money in your accounts, you feel pressure to earn it back quickly, so you want to enter highly leveraged positions, all in a market that's on a free-fall.... and you think this is not a disaster waiting to happen? ok, the best bet for you is to buy a lot of spx options. and while...

this sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. this is the time to be risk-averse. this is not the time to over-lever yourself.

i'm fairly well off so it's not that big a deal for me. i know how much i can afford and don't go over budget. but my way is still much cheaper than marriage and doesn't limit me to having sex with one person (who happens to get older and fatter). why sleep with a 42 year old plump woman when...

being tall with money and a house helps. ;) but the real reason is, i treat them well (during the few months we're together). i just bought one girl a chanel handbag for her birthday, she was enthralled by it (i dunno what's the deal with girls and designer bags...). if you're 23, what are...

i'm currently dating 3 women now. they are short-term gf's (3-6 months). the thing is, if you want to get them in bed, you have to treat them like gf's. that means paying for dates, buying gifts, opening the door for them, sending them "i miss you" text messages, etc etc. it gets a bit...

it's too early to be 100% long equities. you should dollar-cost average into your positions.

i've been bearish for the last 18 months and sitting on 85% cash for my long-term accounts (401k, ira), but it's now time to start going long for those accounts. when kramer the klown tells everyone to sell, you know it's the time to buy. he's always behind the market. everyone is in a total...

of course, keep it secret. if you just landed a new job that paid $300k per year with 50k signing bonus, are you gonna run around and tell your friends and family how much you're making? a lot of people are losing money in these markets , or worse, losing their jobs. keep your success to...

it took you 8 frickin years to figure this out? why did you post this sob story, because you want people to feel sorry for you?

tomorrow could be that day. futures are down >1.5%

so he wants to always be with young, beautiful women? what's the problem? :D

does anyone remember this clown's sbux trades? anyone who actually follows his trades deserves to lose everything (and will)

i do my own yardwork, wash my own cars, take care of my house, because i'm not a lazy fatass like half the population. plus i hate gardeners, they always f*** up your sprinklers. and who wants strangers inside their house? as for washing my f430, no one touches it except me. i never...