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"We didn't have a massive short against the housing market and we certainly did not bet against our clients," Do one shot. Two shots if you believe him.

If Blankfein thanks the taxpayers for the bank bailout..... He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots.

Anyone says, "we lost money"----- Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver.

Not sure but I think there was a special law passed regarding company e mails, you have to save them forever.

African-Americans, Latinos, and women -------------------- I'm trying to figure this out. African-Americans, the Polish, and women African-Americans, Latinos, and those of us who are not men. African-Americans, Latinos, and transgendered --------------------------...

GS sent 20 million documents to Levin. Booyah! :cool:

Tomorrow the Goldman Senate hearing commences. Thanks to commenter Resurrect Barry Goldwater's idea to turn this into a drinking game, we decided to make things interesting. We're open to amending the list so if you have any good ideas, post them in the comments section. Rules...

It would seem that robots would be based on the past, hence the mass psychology of the past which powers todays robots (backtesting) will live on. As far as volume, I think it's a non starter, just a matter of more or less people doing the same thing.

Same difference....

As usual, I'm the guy in the back of the room wondering how the tax credit worked out on wooden arrows. The "relief' (wooden arrow excise tax exemption) was an intrical part of the TARP funds and a necessary part of "stimulus".

Hey Spitzer, is that you?

‘Jerk’ Insurance. Real estate has been a closely-watched gauge of the recovery. But behind the headlines, there's another indicator of how the recovery is shaping up — ‘jerk’ insurance. That’s a term some real-estate insiders use when they want to have a caveat on a sale...

Unless a passer by actually noticed a pool of blood, homeless people have a right to lay anywhere they want. From the video there doesn't appear to be any blood on the sidewalk.

I was at this 7-11 and this girl in a bikini top stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, "Don't stare at her tits, don't stare at her tits." Then she said, "Don't stare at who's tits?"

Re your second post, I think you might have success if you were married. You'd have a chance to upgrade a few things yet still save a good amount. In the end though I think we are all conditioned to "upgrade". Investing and savings lose out. My theory on your 8k saving idea might be a...

If you assembled the ten wealthiest people (or 100 for that matter, pick a number). Pooled all their wealth and divided it equally among them, would they all be happy? I tend to think emotions gets in the way. People lead emotional lives not intellectual lives.

I feel that there should be an exam everyone needs to pass before they actually have the right to participate in the market. Maybe then we'll stop having these bubbles and prevent people from losing their fortunes. Fughedaboutit. First and foremost you'd think they'd teach rudimentary...

unprecedented crisis for the federal Pension Benefit Guarantee Corp., a government-sponsored organization to backstop company pensions." ---------------- Not to worry, a while back the PBGC was directed to invest more of it's money in equities. As far as I know the PBGC was on its way to...

This is a politcal ploy by GS to shift the media focus back to Obama. The plot thickens.....

There I was, sat in the waiting room, sweaty, shaking, and nervous about the results of my test to be revealed. The doctor walked in, then sat down, I look him in the eye and said, "Doctor, give it to me straight!" "That's impossible, we're both men", he replied, "Plus I don't want...