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Where in the heck is that? You putz, can't you speel?

Everything trumps a ballot initiative. What a friggin waste of time. A ballot initiative means nothing as we saw with the gay marriage in Califoria.

Back in the day, Detroit Edison (power company) used to provide light bulbs for free if you were a customer. Guess who got pissed off? The retailers who tried to sell bulbs. The retailers fought Detroit Edison and they stopped providing free bulbs. Frankly, I'd rather have a free light bulb...

I don't have the link but relevant. A different slant. ---------------------------------- Hedge funds are finding that Washington can be a gold mine of market-moving information, easily gathered by the politically connected. The funds are hiring lobbyists -- not to influence...

woooooo...... You ain't lived till you've been sued..... BFD..... "I say we kill him." "I say we hang him, then we kill him" "I say we stomp him, then we hang him, then we kill him." "I say we sue him............" Lmao.......... Corzine..."I say we let him go." It's all...

Hate to be a bug but how did the OP find that picture.

Unfortunately our daughter was born retarded. I think it must come from my sister's side of the family.

I'll never forget what my wife said to me the first time we made love. "If you get any cum in my hair, it'll cost you another ten dollars."

"What difference, at this point, does it make?" --------------------------

Imo, I'd say a "crime victim" who buys a gun is most likely to use that gun against another person. This scenario plays out in the hood everyday.

Everyone who buys a gun is "guilty" and a potential criminal, is that what you are saying?

I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" he asked. I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"

If you can keep your head while others around you are losing theirs, you may want to land your helicopter somewhere else.

3) who are not close blood relatives. Gay marriage advocates say the second element can be jettisoned. I’ve always asked why those same people say the first element cannot be touched. I ask why the third element can't be touched. Gays and lesbians can't reproduce hence blood relatives...

Then, POOF! Potato! TL so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say TL. Genie ask, “What is next wish?” TL is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad, was the only lamp. Grettings from China...:eek: :D :p j/k..couldn't resist...TL..

I definitlay do not want to reincarnate as a rear bicycle tire...:cool: or worse yet, a bicycle saet.

:D We need background checks when you buy a pressure cooker. It's people like Paula Deen that give pressure cookers a bad name.:cool: How to cook a glazed donut banana nut bee and honey stew in a pressure cooker. Stay tuned......

Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome and one says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other leans over and whispers, "It's the cobblestones."

The U.S.A are not sure who carried out yesterdays Boston bombings as of yet........ But when they have worked out which country has the most oil at the moment there's going to be hell to pay for that country.:cool:

In 1776, John Adams published "Thoughts on Government," in which he praises the Islamic prophet Muhammad as a "sober inquirer after truth" alongside Confucius, Zoroaster, Socrates, and other thinkers. In 1785, George Washington stated a willingness to hire "Mahometans," as well as people of...