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Oi Lord - as well as being ex youknowwhats we are futures traders you fucking clown. Have you not read any of the other posts ? Me and the guv are not happy with wot you have ween writing - you can't call Bill an oik we were in Belize together ! The man's a killer ! By the way, the analyst...

The guv'nor had it right off over GDP - fucking millions. Did it all over the sat phone as well ( his load I mean ) Hard men at work and play Bloody marvellous

Still mum jokes eh ? best in the world Bloody marvellous

I remember it well Bill. The guv bagged a few didn't he. Sure it was spelt Kathmandu when we were there though. Ah happy memories. Bloody marvellous

Trust me - I'm a bloody hard bastard

ZunZoo No it stands for Twatty Elephant Desk

Then there was the time we were in Tesco buying some crisps during a break in a highly top secret mission to capture the heavily leveraged Ted Spreader Kerry Trawley who had just bought a holiday home in Afghanistan to be near his new office. Kabul's branch of Tesco doesn't have the full range...

In 1972 my friend, lets call him "The Analyst", and I were taking our new receptionist across the Na Dang River, when all of a sudden we were fired upon, running our jeep into the side of the road. "The Analyst" was returning fire to the enemy, while the receptionist was pinned under my purple...

Bill and MM - classic examples of good men sent off the rails by the system. We had some times didn't we ? What do you think pushed you over - the Napalm or the vaccinations ? Still - memories eh ? I remember one time in Bangkok when we were on leave. Me and the guv'nor went to see some...

History Lesson, "The SAS is one of the world's best loved special forces teams. The history of the SAS dates back to WWII, when Captain David "Short" Stirling developed the concept while recuperating from a particularly nasty CPI number. David "Short" Stirling attempted to propose his idea...

MM Wind it in son - you're walking through a minefield with your sister's shoes on FAKE whodareswins Wind it in son....oh sorry done that one Stop hacking me or I'll flashbang you

Sunshoes, COMING TO AN EMBASSY NEAR YOU !! Here's an example for you mate - Sep '92 and we're in the chopper ready to go to Kosovo ( or was it Marbella ? ) anyway, tensions were running high as you can imagine. I had a brand new, and rather fetching, balaclava that military mum's mum had...

someone is hacking my name.....i do apologise. i think this has gone far enough. he 'cut his teeth' in for a camel in the army and navy store on oxford street, working in perfumery.

You're a disgrace Billy - next you'll be saying she had a triple bottom !

I don't think he would want a big fuss MM - especially if he recognises you from Sunday School ! If he knew he probably would have tried to have a go on your old mum as a bit of a delayed revenge strike ( saying that I've seen your mum ! ) Remember this is the man who parachuted into Buck...

M M Remember your manners - you're dissing a man with more medals than.......um.....someone with lots of medals. I wouldn't continue on the mum theme if I were you - are you forgetting we are discussing a man who taught Bruce Lee how to box? Who took on the Iraqi militia single handed. Who...

that last comment wasn't me - someone is hacking me - if Clare Short is reading this give me a shout. Just shows anyone can be got - even us. The man is a diamond and not at all like Captain Mainwaring ( get your spelling right on military matters nerd ). If you don't believe me just...

my friend works at mac and he reckons the anaylist is a complete goon. more like a licence to print toilet paper the captain mannering baffoon

Yes indeed the man is a legend. I remember when we were together in Borneo and he still managed to call his broker from the satelite phone 10 times a day. Look closely the next time the Iranian Embassy footage is on the telly - watch for the man abseiling on to the balcony shouting "Just...