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You will never, ever get them to change. TS is like any other secretive, Cuban refugee organization and has been for the past 20 years. :D

Hey, he's from my home town. How is he doing?

I need help. Dunkin Donuts has come out with this new commercial. The commercial has a jingle based on the song "Alarm Clock Catastrophe". I went to bed with this song in my head. I woke up this morning, and this damn song is still playing in there! Help!

I feel alienated.

Note how the people who cut and ran from serving in Vietnam are now the ones who don't want to cut and run from Iraq.

Reminds me of the quaint boat ride at Epcot with spinning lettuce

Yes, I would add A Guide to Rational Living also.

Looks like a 0.911

The women in my family love to brag about how strong they are until I tell them to shut the fuck up. Seriously though, I have seen my married brothers turn into vaginas -- absolutely deballed and depantsed in the space of several years.

Fool of randomness

I think Edwards-Obama would clean house. It's quite possible that Edwards is the most balanced and "normal" of the bunch. McCain is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Wait until they jail the CEO of Dunkin Donuts for having trans-fats in his stores' fryers.

According to my health teacher, we usually get created with about a teaspoon of goo.

Most memorable achievement? Oh, that's easy -- his Xray vision.

Ever hear of a democracy? I'm more concerned with the one-sided countries, e.g., the Taliban or the Sauds.

Hedge fund managers do go to jail. You're the typical clueless moron who can't do a bit of research to justify your claims. Go to the Bureau of Prisons Web site and type in "David M Mobley", "Charles Harris", etc. They're doing some serious time.

You're very good at identifying idiots and assholes. But you probably gained that experience by shaving with a mirror every morning. :D

Truth hurts, doesn't it ostrichboy?

The performance numbers and AUM tell me that it's not worth running a hedge fund unless you get a pile of money and are willing to make big macro bets. With $3 million, you're getting a poverty-level management fee and the headache of many small clients with outrageous legal and accounting fees...

They should price it like Regal Cinemas -- $3.50 for a damn bottle of the stuff.