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A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we...

South Australian vintners in the Barossa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic! It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the toilet during the night...

Dear Santa, I'm having a hard time deciding on being good at T&A, or having lots of T&A. So can I get 2 wishes this time ? If you can only do one wish, then, how about getting me some T&A that understands T&A. Thanks

This shit is too funny to make up.

Shorts are good, longs are good, volatilty is real good.

Weird flash crash spikes in my real time, anybody else see those? Edit: BAC too now

Dear Santa, Been some time since I had seen some good T&A. Like nail scratching, biting....ooops wrong thread.

UHH, put together a xmas wish list. Be naughty or nice?

So what, Santa don't care about no market !

I bin thinking thet I wish I was stooped butt welthy. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Oh yeah, I don't know you Cas, but happy birthday, and thx for the tat pics

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Here's how to post the pic. Save pic to your hardrive or wherver, Start new message. Use browse like you know how to do already. Post message. Go to edit message once it is posted. When you have the edit screen up then click on the link to picture link which will be red, that will...

And here I think my buddy is sending me a decent job link.

Bah humbug.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can be President. You can never be...

It's weird, used to like the playmate type, now I'm liking the freaky, tattoed,pierced girls. Figured I'd be mellowing out as I get older.

LOL, but the girl is so pretty, makes my heart plapitate