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A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, “I’d like a beer please, and one for the road.” :) :) :)

Why don't we all switch the discussion to the "KwikPop" thread at the Software forum?

Diego, Did you see how KP did this past Friday? I counted 13 valid trades, netting about 5.5 pts/contract (when trading 3 contracts.) With a rather long lunch break and everything, and the phone ringing off the hook, I only managed to catch a little over half of that, but, hey, no...

electron, Yes, you need both eSignal and KP to have the whole package, but you need data from somewhere, right? I had TS7 with KP running on it (costing me a little over $100/month for the data) and recently replaced this combination for the eSignal version of KP (and the eSignal data of...

Jewish Mother's Answering Machine "If you want chicken soup, press 1; If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 2; If you want varnishkas, dial 3; If you want knishes press 4; If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling."...

The KP indicators are mostly proprietary combinations of standard indicators. They will give you the methodology but will not reveal their code, and I don't blame them. They have a plethora of training material on their websites, mostly video but lots of text as well. Perhaps an overkill -...

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IN2WIN, Very good summary of an approach that a new trader should follow. I would add something about using a good simulator instead of just papertrading (but maybe you are including the tool in your general term "paper.") In this way, you can also see realistic fills, appreciate the...

Diego, Develop experience and confidence in getting 2 pts/contract per day reliably and the investing world will beat a path to your door :) I know that it is not easy, but it is very possible with work and patience. Imo, KP is (one of) the very best trading tools to help you do that. At...

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right...

Diego1, I have been using KP for about 15 months now and like it very much. Yes it took me a few weeks to develop some skill (and related patience) to use it well, but it happened, no problem. My ways of choosing trades and limiting risk are still evolving. On an average day I place 2-3...

WD You are a mean, mean person... Do you also steal candy from children? :) :) :)

Interesting... http://www.zorstec.net/copperfield.htm :) :) :)

Just in case someone at work is being particularly thick.....Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say "I'm stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me....oops, never mind. Didn't see your sign." It's like...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony,he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with...

You may be headed that way if: You and your teeth don't sleep together. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. Your back goes out...

Now, that's real funny :) :) :)

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and give me a mop.” :) :) :)

SethArb, If you are relatively new to trading, in order to learn some fundamental money management techniques, I would recommend you read Alex Elder's books (Trading for a Living and Come in my Trading Room.) If you are more experienced, then you can read "The Trading Game" by Ryan jones or a...

They say a man isn’t complete till he’s married; then he’s finished! :) :) :)