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It is well known in scientific circles that Dr. Aleksei Espandigero Smith (1935-1975) died accidentally only two seconds after discovering a simple, and easily replicable, sientific method through which any scientist can tell the difference between a real Cuban cigar and a regular stick of...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North...

callmeput, I took his options course/mentoring program and abandoned it a few months later. Not that he teaches stupid things but his method is simple and his mentoring skills/time he devotes to mentoring VERY limited. If you want to spend this kind of money, Optionetics (which I also took)...

I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific. :) :) :)

JWS - Sounds interesting. I have several of those strategies as well. Can we compare notes?

Samson, Which 2 system vendors are you talking about?

One day a farmer made a bad estimate of the width of the road and as a result his donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't...

Home Remedies 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of...

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs...

howellpar, Yeah, you are right, sorry!! :)

I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity. It's so good, I just can’t put it down... :) :) :)

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES In the context of getting ready, this is half an hour. It is...

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions...

waggie, Are you suggesting that instead of calling my post "thread blues" I should have called it "thread flus?" :) (see, now it's getting to me too - silly posts beget silly posts :) :) )

Guys, this may be the dumbest thread I've come across the past few months. Yes, I maybe don't get out much, but still, come on ... :)

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You...

ART, Now, where would you put Lucipher, the Devil? Both places I guess... CTTOI, same with Daffy Duck, don't you think? :) :) :)

ART, Hey, you left out some famous liberals/socialists, like Lenin, Stalin, Tao Tse Tung, Castro, Miloshevicz, Kim Il Yong Ted Kennedy :) :) :)