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36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 33. We don't keep firearms in this house. 32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 31. You can't feed that to the dog. 30. I...

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For me seeing data in non numerical or textual form makes things easier to view. Hopefully this is useful to someone else besides me. Have a good weekend and thanks for the link MarketSurfer! Bsulli

1. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can. 2. I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. 3. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. 5. I will...

The REAL Night Before Christmas (By Parents) 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse Instructions were studied and we were inspired, in hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required." The children were quiet (not...

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO...

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for...

http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html :D

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/ :D

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in...

A magician worked on a cruise ship. There was a different audience each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, the parrot...

My take was the typical professor who wanted to cover much more material than an hour and half allow. He did provide quite of bit of material in the handouts to review which I was glad to receive. I will also checkout his website and review the downloads he suggested. I stayed for the Q&A...

rofl, Now that's funny! Good one A-T :D

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of the winning entries: Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained...

READ THIS FIRST - THEN LOOK AT THE ATTACHMENT!!!! How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis' to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the...

bumping up a reminder. :-)

big difference between paranoid and stupid for putting any financial info online. So somehow putting false info tied to a (valid physical mailing address) all to ending up in databases that generally gets sold to marketers is paranoid? No it's plain stupid because the address is valid you...

I only filled out the top part and it accepted it without the questions. Personally I won't answer questions 2,4,9 on a non secured web page and secondly it's not info I give out to anyone anyway's in today's ID theft environment. Thanks Easy for posting the links! Bsulli

Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31, 2003. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for...