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Assent has slips now.

It can work if you have roommates.

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My...

The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House," by the time he reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly upto his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare...

They are located in NYC near Grand Central Station.

I think they are an LLC from Assent.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... She called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said... "Concentrate." She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical...

What is arcx?

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a...

How about the QQQs?

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second...

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2...

Do institutional equity traders have much to do these days?

Are there any institutional trading jobs available any more?

Rumor has it that Schonfeld is buying what is left of World co. He wants the clearing.

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up > > to > > the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really > > rather find > > a job." > > > > The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just > > got > > a listing from a very...

Yes it is.

NEVER SAY TO A COP > > > > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) > > > > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. > > > > > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about...

ICAP is gone. Broadway was bought by Schonfeld just before it went bankrupt. Heartland also I think.