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Subject: Women! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton...

Seven Degrees of a Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell > > > > > phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free > > > > > speaker-function > > > > > and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops > > > > > to listen. > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "Hello" > > > > > > > > > >...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "What for?" he asks. She says, "I want to kill my husband." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag, pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and hands it to...

Are institutional traders still employed with all the cut backs and lay offs by the major firms? Do they have much to do these days?

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with > >her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy > >middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not > take her > >eyes off him. > > > >The young-at-heart man noticed her overly...

> > > Subject: The Dog > > > > > A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Levittown: "Talking Dog for > > > Sale." > > > > > > He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. > > > > > > The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there...

Will major firms still recruit college grads for equity trading desks this summer? Do firms still have equity desks?

So is Schonfeld closing or not?

O o o o o o ousing a bowl of Lifesavers. The Professor gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red..................cherry", "Yellow...............lemon"...

> A girl said to her date, "You`re in for a real trip. I've been told I have a body like New Jersey". He grabbed her waist and asked, "What`s this?". She replied, "This is Middlesex." Then he grabbed her butt and asked "What`s this?" She replied "Freehold." Then he grabbed her breast and...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart...

> >An airplane was going down and everybody knew they would crash in the ocean >below. > >The rich lady takes off all of her clothes > >and puts on every diamond she has on her body! > >The passengers all look at her and say what are you doing? > >She says "When we are in the...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you." _______________________ "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,"honey,what do you think the neighbors would...

These liquidity traders did not need to be licensed to trade. All that was asked for was a $5,000 deposit to the cap a/c.

They were liquidity traders housed in the basement level.

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is...

Does volume make up for negative p&l's at the end of the day?