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I dare any of the female traders on this site to deny the truth in this. Bsulli:D :D :D :D :D

> Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now > dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the > world go by from her front porch with her cat named Bob, her only > companion. > > One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy...

9. Bugs go well with a nice Shiraz or marinated in a vintage tequila. It may not fix the blasted computer, but after a few bottles, they'll certainly not be bothering you anymore! 8. If you receive a kernel.dll error, place affected kernel in corn oil and cook until all...

www.cme.com/abt/news/03-121GlobexHours4431.html Includes the actual schedule for various products.

You out did yourself with this one! Too funny. Bsulli

Inaccurate info, Oct 15 is the final deadline for taxes. I haven't file a tax return until Oct 15th in many many years. Per my CPA. Good luck and good trading. Bsulli:)

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts...

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love", he wrote, "We are going to be apart for...

Chatted with one of the live support reps this morning to get a better idea of this indicator. I understand that it's only used in a quote window and puts a red F next to the ticker symbol that is currently in a fast state. My questions are more for informing myself so here goes. Can someone...

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A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a...

http://www.dailyspeculations.com/music/4.mp3 Too funny. Will have to turn the volume up a little to hear it well, but worth it. Bsulli :D

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not s showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet... ~ I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food...

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note...

An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it...

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It's bad enough everyone looks only at my nose said Jackson in a recent interview so obviously the problem was my surgeon. My new surgeon suggested a change that will stops all of the stares. :D

http://www.e-minitraders.com/misc/USMC_ANSWERING_MACHINE.wav Some of ya'll may have heard this but thought I would post it anyway. :D

Supposely This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not (have a sense of humor) - and made the web department take it down immediately. (In case you don't know...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, > | he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate > | chip cookies wafting up the stairs. > | > | He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself > | from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made > |...