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Subject: The Pharmacist A woman walks into a pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, Lord, have...

Don, got your msg-thanks - will calll you when in LV.

You are correct - So the $64 Q is when do the Chinese decide to "spend" the Billions they hold in USD reserves....and, what do they buy.

Don - I sent you an e-mail with Q's about your Austin Opening. Use My e-mail - don't PM me - cause I do not spend that much time on ET.

Very insightful - but the recent promise to "nationalize" assets by the new Ecuadorian President - well maybe he did not say nationalize - but debt restructuring and less US involvement sure sound the same to me, leads me to think that we really may have bigger problems to the South than anyone...

Since the strategy has been successful, and since I have a lot of money, I would put a large sum into a trust account for the benefit of my family and give some young and smart trader power of attorney to trade the account. Some type of earnings/loss split would have to be agreed to in...

Thanks for that post. Can you explain how they were initally priced at $60 yet the range since inception has been 61.77-63.62 on the up and 56.43 -58.18 on the down. Also with 400,000 units filed, and with just 4,000 shares trading daily, the open interest in the hands of the public has to...

Great article - thanks for the post. Has Schilling been bearish stocks/bullish bonds for a long time? Two points that he makes are really scary: 1) The thirty year will have a total return of 50% over the next two years, and 2) Housing prices have not even begun to fall yet. This is...

Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is...

THE STORY OF TWO COWS DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government...

JJ - what software service did that chart come from? Thanks.

part two of his report --- Around 1990, it was a fact that 10 of 10 of the largest banks in the world were Japanese. We didn’t know how or when it would come, but we knew a crash was inevitable? I’m starting to hear the same today about the American banks. The $USD is a not “a...

The following commentary can be found about m1/2 way down Bill's weekly WIR - full report at http://www.billcara.com/archives/2006/10/week_41_20061014_in_review_ini.html#more Can anyone direct me to a bullish argument that is as eloquent as Bill's bear argument Here is an excerpt from this...

Here is a primer on option pricing http://www.optiontradingtips.com/pricing/index.html But in the real world computers calculate the bid/ask in a flash. Just go into any broker quote system and ask for The bid/ask on, say October, options on any stock. You will get prices for all the...

Your flashy thing did not work. I asked it a simple question "will the dow go up today?" Nothing.... I like Rennicks "ball" better. Hey Ren - can your ball give us a next Monday morning opening call before the close tonight? Would really be helpful. Thanks for sharing ... :)

Baron. Take a look at the post from our newest "member" Jromeo under the Thread - Want to Share. His post is the very reason you need to review first posts before they get into a thread.

Want to Share is the thread from $cost who has important info to convey. This thread is not for spammers. The piece of shit company you posted here had total revenue of $13,899.00 in 2005. From the sec site in this joke of a company...

I continue to be amazed at the brutality that occurs in Iraq. I looked at the wikipedia definition of the differences between them. This is what I got. quote ""On a practical daily level, Shias have a different call to prayer, they perform wuzu and namaz differently including placing the...

what is the difference in comission between these two platforms?

Twisted reply -- they both were speaking of Brazil TODAY, not four years ago. We know, we know...... EWZ has made a big move the last four years.