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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep...

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Gazans are both victims and victimizers. They are victims of their government, which steals from them and live safely as billionaires outside of Gaza. They are victimizers because they support Hamas policy to destroy Israel and to mistreat hostages.

"jOIN OR STARVE If I was a Palestinian in Gaza, I would likely join Hamas. It has nothing to do with ideology or anything, but survival. Food distribution in Gaza Hamas is an organized crime ring, with religious ideology and a nihilistic agenda yes, but it is an organized crime ring first...

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...

Nobody is doing you a favor by enabling intellectual laziness. I help when I see a person making an effort to get answers.

re: wedding vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it...

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that...

+there are brokers with regulation certification which are also scamsters.

A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're...

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene...

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"Does Israel's response to the October 7 attacks prove everything that the Palestinian resistance has been telling us all along? Indeed it is. Absolutely! Here are some of the things the “heroes of the resistance” say: Salah al Aruri himself, Hamas second in command hiding in Lebanon (now...

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name...

Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked...

There is no comparison. Hamas initiated the attack on civilians, brutalization of women and the capture of hostages.