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Gehko, the truth is that I was doing something else that makes REAL money when I happened to be walking by my computer after taking a piss. I heard an audible signal a scalp, took it, and went back to work. Forty-four seconds, one bottle of Gloria, and a joke post for ET.

Well, it might have been a joke that went over your head. Or it might have been evidence that it is possible to make 34 cents a second with one car. Or it might have been deadly serious. The vast majority of putzes who post here don't even make $15 a day trading. Besides, I only needed ONE...

Thanks to all for your wonderful responses to this thread via PM. As for you little shits who always make fun of me publicly: "Up you and yours!" Not everyone HAS enough money to trade more than one car. Or the nerve to hold a trade for long. One of my PMs was from an elderly gentleman with...

As ET's most respected trading system developer, I receive many requests from retired traders who say "The wife is always nagging me to get a REAL job and quit this daytrading nonsense." She'll say "You could get a job as a four-hour-shift WalMart greeter. Even YOU could do that!" They say to me...

I submit for your displeasure the following set of seven systems. From top to bottom they represent going long (short) on an upchange (downchange) of 1 through 7 ticks respectively. The most casual observation shows that regardless of ANY other supplementary rule, you will get killed with no...

Apologies, Spydie, I'm just jealous.

This is not about Jack. It is a larger issue. It is about STUPIDITY.

Please see my new thread here: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=123321 If it is deleted we'll know the promoter will soon be an advertiser.

Oh my! I am rushing to open an account! The "possible ability to forecast opportunity for unsurpassed profits on the learning curve" is astounding! Who writes this shit? Did BnBAnalytics land a job there? Wanna bet it's gone before COB Monday? OTOH, this thread will be toast if the promoter...

"The stretch/squeeze tool has the ability to forecast when possible buy and sell programs are initiating in the Dow Jones market." "ability" - quantitative "forecast" - quantitative "possible" - quantitative I guess they didn't capture the part of the screen that says "Buy. Sell. Short...

"Tick Chart - Allows the trader to see signals for continuation and change as it occurs in real time. This price and volume on this tool show the actual trading within a 5 minute E-Mini SP 500 price bar." Anyone who has ever dived into the murky turbid depths of the quality of the data at the...

"Time and Sales" A truly innovative tool. I have never seen that before!

"DOM Wall" I am missing the indicator that screams "GTFI" or "GTFO".

"Ability to annotate (draw) channel trend lines on both price and volume readings" Does the SW auto-draw channels, or does it not? My grease pencil costs 79 cents. "Channels, in combination with volume sequences, will give the trader a better opportunity to identify the underlying trend."...

"Manual providing the step by step process towards obtaining the key insights to trading this methodology' Post a link for it, please. Don't make me beg. Easy-Signal's is on-line for all to see. Or are we still thinking about how best quantitatively to represent ambiguity?

"Peak Trader Pro widens the scope of opportunity and increases the traders knowledge for building wealth. Our software package provides all of the necessary tools that are essential in successfully applying this methodology to your everyday trading. The relationship between all indicators...

The home page shows two screens. Is it a two-screen system? Do I HAVE to buy a second screen? My home-grown system is a model of simplicity. Buy. Sell. Short. Cover. Feel comfortable going to take a piss. I am having trouble seeing that on those two screens.

"As you progress through the learning curve of this software, the Peak Trading Group professional staff can help you to understand and utilize these tools successfully." Learning curve? Hmmm? WTF would I be paying for? To learn? I want TRADING CALLS. One does not need much training to learn...

"Once obtaining a certain level of expertise, you will begin to see the opportunities that this methodology offers to you." Troublesome. I do not seek opportunities. I seek profits. Opportunities abound. Profits are rarer.

With reference to: http://www.peak-trading.com/new/peak-trading/default.asp "Peak Trader Pro will teach the skills to effectively trade under both calm and turbulent market conditions." This is a hopeful beginning, because it suggests that the SW makes a binary distinction between two...