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30 of 5400 make the combine. 0.5% success, 99.5% failure. If some of them quit or lose funding it could be down to 0.3% success. But those are all daytraders. I think swing and position traders probably have a higher success rate... daytraders better polish up our picks and...

How much do you need to make? Depends on where you live. If you lived here it wouldn't need to be much. 5 pips a week could be enough.... :cool:

Take a hard look in the mirror..... Years of work and still papertrading.... It isn't happening... Losing money in the markets, and losing more to a scammer... Your mind is in the gutter.... time for a life change. Don't lie to yourself any longer... You took your chance and it...

anyone up for this? Combine Tournament Special. everyone is put into tournament brackets... Al Brooks vs Hershey, Surfer vs NoDoji, etc... at the end a champion is crowned.... a win-win for all... bringing trading out from behind the curtain of secrecy.... :cool:

a vision from Oiler's nightmares.... the creature that scares and frustrates him to no end.... his arch-nemesis..... the peanut-eating crow.... :cool:

A head injury? From banging his head against the wall maybe.... or maybe something like this.... "Oh drat, another EA gone wrong."

Bon voyage Hedvig, bon voyage..... There he goes, pedaling off into the sunset..... :( -- By the way, I thought he said his real name was Stephen? Oh well....

Oiler is learning to trade.... So far, so bad...... Now he calls his teacher an idiot peanut chewer..... This is getting good .......:)

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Wonder who did the measuring..... :p How would they set it up anyway? Send each volunteer into a room full of porn, then come in and measure when he's "ready"? Do they at least let him stay in the room and "finish" after the measurement has been completed? :D

Oiler is lost is his own lies.... first he is profitable, then he is not, then he is hiring traders..... I can't keep up with this confusion. Now he is going to be taught to trade. Pity the teacher..... Sit back and enjoy the show......

"Take it from me, TA doesn't work." - Brainy Smurf :cool:

So that's where he went. :( Or maybe he's joined the TopStep Combine and is too busy to reply. Or maybe he's just on an extended holiday with his pal Sammy.... soon to return!

You guys are depressing... :( Anyone out there making profits in the combine?

surfer enters the combine. a move that no other naysayer or yaysayer has dared make..... surfer squashes the dreams of wannabe traders with depressing rhetoric. wish someone would prove him wrong. to give hope to us poor wanna-bee's. trader forums are filled with those who can talk the...

ET fulfills it's niche.... the rough and tumble bar on the wrong side of the tracks.... all different characters.... playing cards.... shooting pool and smoking... there is no last call... the sheriff lets people sort out their own shit. on the other side of the tracks are the happy...

Oiler is searching for his true purpose in life.... He will not give up on EA's until he strikes it rich.... The Holy Grail awaits him..... :cool:

Do you have to show trading statements to get Market Wizard or Advanced Trader status at that other place? Or can any paper trader get those distinctions?

Plan B for day traders and trading vendors....... http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3606576 Hang a sign out front ..... "Plan your trade, Trade your plan" Now that you know the penalty for failure you will be sure to make yourself a success. :cool:

mail order bride? :)