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ET Cold Turkey - Day Three Weary Dr. Mudgins: "So how's it going?" Rested ET Client: "Just great! Before last night I had no idea how much time I was wasting on ET in the wee hours, you know, when the wee people post? 'Herrow ET Tlader! Menny munnys made tloday tlading HungSling!' But you...

A "show", you say? The "show" is that gurus who couldn't code up a Liberace sequence sagely accept what their chart providers proffer as truth, utterly blind to the inaccuracies that fed those charts. Could they acquire the "nagual" of the quantum tick and calculate the "tonal" of the macro...

And looking at what purports to be Neo-TA, I am astounded to find that the level of mathematical illiteracy is so low on ET that a blatant charlatan like Doaks can pass off prosaic mathematical operations as original inventions. Or that posters with more imagination and algorithmic skill than...

And to the community in general, you can't stand it, can you? That one strong person put ALL of you on ignore? ET is a cesspool of superstition: Belief that the lunar cycle influences market pricing through its correlation with the menses. Though they drive men mad, they do not yet...

Now what do you think my client feels like when you post that his experiences struggling to free himself of his addiction to ET are hilarious? These are condensed transcripts of actual therapeutic sessions. Only the aliases have been changed to protect the innocent. You, sir, are perhaps the...

Suspicious Dr. Mudgins: "I'm pleased that your trading went well. But how did you do psychologically without your ET addiction to fall back on?" Sheepish ET Client: "Well, I did have some problems. Like, ET was my Safe Place. You know, like when you were a little kid at a horror movie? And...

Day Two of ET Cold Turkey Skeptical Dr. Mudgins: " 'One day at a time.' Did you make it?" Excited ET Client: "Yes! I discovered that ET is as pernicious as pornography, except that it doesn't make your dick hard." Mudgins: "How'd you do it?" Client: "I recalled my college days, and...

The Anagrammatic Dr. Mudgins: "So how did the first day go?" His Enigmatic ET Client: "It started out well enough. I was trading and had a brain fart on a formation that looks like the Loch Ness Monster, so I posted it in the TA Forum as a new pattern. You know, they don't know any better...

DAY ONE. Kindly Dr. Mudgins: "What is your presenting condition?" Abject ET Client: "I made a really bad market prediction yesterday publicly on ET, and rather than admit to myself that I was wrong, I countertrend traded all day and missed the big bucks." Mudgins: "So what's the real...

Moonalysis gets a bad rap because the ignorant expect the effects to be cyclical. A misconception. The effects are episodic. The phases do not bias direction. They initiate change. As proof I will post predictions and results around and about the four critical phases. To begin, expect a...

The estimable Mr. Hume neglected to conclude that trying to learn SCT was in regards to simplification an heuristic experience for Hypo. He also stepped on my toes a bit wandering into my area of expertise, mental health and self-understanding. Wouldn't you love to have a famous...

Despite my solid grounding in classical psychoanalytic theory, I have found some ideas in post-classical therapy that I like. My favorite is the NLP heuristico-rhetorical question: "What can you do with a problem like that?" Several years ago I searched for some unconventional way to use MPD...

Friday we had a clearcut and dramatic example of what we call volume support, where the volume pane provided price support.

Those of you who follow with avid interest the systems I and my other associates in the Psych forum commission from Joe Doaks will appreciate this advancement. Joe has tuned the Wrongalator indicator so that it now works, and I have christened it the Rightalator. You will note that it predicted...

The NQ trader is also deeply suspicious, often to the detriment of his trading. For example, NDX is now in clear price divergence with the other U.S. stock indices (SPX, DJX, RUT). NDX has made a higher high, whereas the others have made a lower high, and simple percentage-based trend trading...

My apologies, BB. I forgot to add that NQ traders are insufferable snots. 225, you asked for more insight into the alleged mind of the NQ trader. I will share something with you and you alone, no one else may read further. Inexplicably, the Technical Analysis forum has turned recidivist...

TD, perhaps BB (don't let me go retrograde on why people give themselves the diminutives they do, there's a reason they're called diminutives), is generally uneasy around me. For example, clearly no one has bothered to tell him that, like Jack, I use my real name. So unless BB is an Amerind...

To begin, the typical NQ trader is obsessed with sex. When he (and they all are male) is not IMing or phoning his current ladylove (and they change faster than the lunar cycle, he can't even get through one period with them), he is surfing porn, or watching old porn (he likes older women) in a...

I will treat here with appropriate brevity the bizarre symptomatology of those who trade NQ exclusively. They are by-and-large a secretive sub-culture, filling a niche not unlike that which paedophiles occupy within the larger fetishistic population. I suppose that I should feel pity for them...

"Price cannot move much if there isn't volume behind it." A volume fetishist. Ever seen huge volume on a narrow range bar? Or huge range on huge volume with the close at the open? Simple minds oversimplify.