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Dr. Doaks is just a second-rate community college faculty code jockey. If we forced him to trade he would act like he just had a cold mineral oil enema. He has his uses, but we are the real brains of the consortium. Any hack can convert a clearly wordable trading idea to an algorithm and code it...

Nope. Only Jack's way will do. Most reliable method proven over ten years here by earnest Crayolaing lawn-cutting sneaker-clad spaghetti-coding noobs. And Jack has the bona-fidos to prove he's the real deal, from DC to Antarctica.

Ah, so you are no spring chicken! Too old for the kind of chancy deal you're looking for. Dallas IS international, blink and you'll think you're in Mexico. The hump? I am sprawled arms and legs akimbo hanging on straddling it. Good luck achieving your goal. I think the overseas technology issues...

It's OCD-MPD-ADHD-Bipolarity-Asperger's! I DO so want to be rich! And Jack will help me. His rep is at stake. Can't be shown up by ET's residunt Dunce!

From so long ago that I can barely remember who I was then, I can still remember what I expected/hoped trading full-time would be like. With visions in my head of multiply-paned octo-screens flashing multi-megabytes of data per second, I was sure that I would need several shifts of Mark I...

Many of my clients are obsessed with the belief that there is serendipity in the markets directed magically and solely to themselves. Privately I refer to them as serendipshitists. But today I have experienced serendipshity for myself. Peerusing your thread, I flashed upon a credible measure orf...

Dr. Doaks, if your unalysis is true, the trader type least likely to be drawn into treacherous midday whipsaws is one who suffers from my therapeutic speciality, IDHD - Inattention Deficit Hyperinactivity Disorder. Such a person would be inattentively inattentive to your new indillator and be...

For over ten years I have enjoyed the unique experience of hearing the thoughts and beliefs or disbeliefs of solitary retail daytraders. Their chosen path is not an easy one, fraught with perhaps more potential for failure than any other endeavour. To succor themselves against the inevitable...

ET hates clever user names. It took them five minutes to ban Wiles Welder.

The answer is self-evident. You are posting on ET.

The first and fourmost question a trader should be asking him and/or herself is "Why do I want to trade?" All answers to this question inevitably lead to the second and fivemost question "Why does anyone want to help me learn to trade?"

I have severed all relations with Professor Doaks because not a single one of the trading algorithms I paid him to code from 2008 to 2010 recooped the development costs. I have since found it far simpler to dream code myself and type it out in a hypnagogic trance upon awakening with a sugar high...

I have been alive a long time. And I have been dead a long time. This delightfully oxymoronic state affords me a unique perspective on ET. On the one hand, I have seen over the years that ET will flock to a guru whose coin of the trading realm is obeisance, not geld. The more he...

On a simple literacy level I object to your spelling of staulk and exaserbate. Everybody knows they are spelt stawlk and eggsasserbate. But even more I object, once more, with mind-dulling repetition, to the notion that you have to become anxiety-free before you can trade successfully. Je...

Thank you for your kind comments about my patient, Dr. Deco. Even the healer sometimes gets sick.

Just quote Jagger: "He cain't be a man cuz he don't smoke the same cigarettes as me!"

I have the very same charm dangling from my ankle bracelet.

Good one, and so very true of ET. Thurber had a warped sense of humor. I particularly like the sly wickedness of the attached.

Glad you like him. If you google "thurber cartoons" you'll find quite a few. Also I suspect that his books are old enough that you can find them for free.

Finally! Someone who understands! I'm still waiting for the receptionist to call with my therapy appointment time.