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This spamming idiot's thread doesn't even belong in Chit Chat. He's been proven a liar and after-the-fact trade genius many times. He is only trying to drum up biz from clueless newbies for his "market letter" via free ET advertising. Go away spam boy. Thank you. ppp

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? The...

This comment from the NYT article sez it all: "Some exchange officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said they had little sympathy for traders who bought stock at the low prices, and then lost money when they sold the stock before learning that the earlier trade was being canceled...

Good job GG - I spit out my coffee laughing! :cool:

Bob, don't let Cathy find out! :eek: :D Just messin. BC is right. Mr M is harmless. Leave the poor sap alone. ppp out

I'm afraid I must respectfully disagree. A dildo may actually be useful to a lonely woman at times. And it gets close to a woman's private parts. Scientist is never useful and, well, the word around ET is that Scientist is about as straight as a Hollywood Hairdresser. :D

These rude insults quickly come to mind: You Scientist. Watch out, don't step in that Scientist! The other day I had to go take a Scientist very badly, but there wasn't any Scientist paper to wipe my Scientist. Look at that poor retard - if he was any DUMBER he'd be Scientist...

Yo, Kafka - Chill Out. It's only Thanksgiving for gosh sakes. Later. PPP

S. A. T. U. R. D. A. Y....Hey! Gotta be the Bay City Rollers! :D http://www.baycityrollers.de/

Scientist, you are such a dork (I may have said this a time or two before). I'm amazed you can even find your way out of bed in the morning. Trashing your high-toned naivety is losing its attraction and you've harshed my buzz for the last time. You are now permanently on Ignore.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art...

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk...

1976 called - they want their picture back! Jez messin' with ya. Cool 'Vette :cool:

This guy sounds an awful lot like Scientist. C'mon Sci, fess up!

Hmmm..."White Trash Trading Co"...Sounds gewd. Probably would give Bright some serious competition! Gotta go. The "Cops" show is outside and I have to take my shirt off, run outside and start cursing...

I know this is like throwing more busted bicycles and washing machines on the front yard of this thread, but I'm pretty sure that IGNORANT lives two trailers down from me. I can't figure out how he got so much money to trade with. Guess I gotta quit throwing all my money away on Red Man and...

For gosh sakes T if you have an opinion about those posters, just come out and say it - stop hedging around! No sense holding back. :eek: :D

This guy is the Energizer Bunny of ET posters! Nobody ('cept us few bashers) even bothers to see what this goof is doing anymore. But he keeps trying to sell his "free service" and spamming and spamming and spamming...

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and...

I pray this isn't too far off topic (whatever this topic IS), but I don't know where else to turn. With the lower volatility experienced by the markets the last few months, I find myself trading less and heckling ETers and surfing porno sites more. And, I'm embarrassed to say, "Little Pete"...