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...are you sure, Magna? Oh well - never mind...

My spys tell me that Samson has managed to siphon off nearly 50 of Woodie's prized people in to his "Teddy The Trader" chat room this morning - all the while pretending to be Woodie's chief supporter. With friends like Sammy, who needs enemies?

Are you ready for this... A check of the IP address, seems to suggest that our very own Samson77 and the renegade chat room operator Teddy The Trader are one and the same!!! How about it, Sammy? Fess up, guy. You are the one trashing the Wooden One, and trying to start trouble - even...

Dear Lord, is there no end to this YM malaise? Surely I am being punished for some past transgression, but what have I ever done to deserve day after day of this? You’re testing me, aren’t you? You want to see if I’ll grow impatient, and take risky trades – is that what you are up to...

Phoenix, Arizona Attorney General Ashcroft announced the arrest tonight of Samson77, who was taken into custody as the fugitive was leaving Woodie’s CCI Club, a popular internet chat room. Mr. 77 is being held on ten-million dollars bond, and is charged with impersonating a Woodie’s CCU...

Pssssst Is he gone? You know who I mean – Sammy baby. Is he really gone? Good – I don’t want him to see this. Kiwi thinks he’s off his meds, but I don’t think he’s playing with a full deck. If I were the Wooden One, I’d blow his crazy ass outta there in a heartbeat –...

My initial reaction is to say that I am no longer amused by your antics - for I am not. I realize that this is a message board, and many people hide behind made-up identities, but most importantly, made-up personalities. The more I read your posts, the more troubled I become. As an example...

Let's get our ducks in a row here... True, I directed people to the "Chart of The Day" - I did so twice daily, at about 11:45 AM and 3:45 PM - the TWO times I update it. The Wooden One would have been within his realm to deny me that favor, though at least two other members have sites, and...

I don't think I have been coy about any benefits received while in Woodie's room - either here or on my own VERY popular web site/blog. But simply because value was had by me does not mean that: a) All room members come away better for having joined. b) There are not legitimate questions...

I offer a somewhat simpler single page plan - Trade Plan #1 at the top of any Trade Plan: Don’t do anything stupid. If it will make you feel better, go ahead and list as many other items as you want to, but unless you really get carried away with minute detail, it still all...

Have you ever heard the adage: Have a trade plan – write it down – trade your plan. Our very own beloved Woodie’s CCI Club member “Racer” shattered the world’s record for the longest trade plan – coming in at 30 pages in length. (no, I ain’t making it up) Early reviews of...

Washington D.C. In a stunning turn of events, the popular fill-in moderator at Woodie's CCI Club, Samson77, was placed on the Terrorist Watch List by the Department of Homeland Security. Sam, as he is known to his friends and followers, launched into an impassioned anti-American rant that...

Sam, just some food for thought... What if your "friends" in the room voted for - as you put it - a war criminal? Do you think that you would still be welcome if/when they find out what you said?

...let's assume that what Shamu says is true - and this is directed ONLY at Woodie's supporters - how much a month is the room worth? It's a serious question - Samson, can we start with you?

Maybe this CCI stuff is the best method ever - maybe not - but there are a few things to think about before casting your lot with Woodie. I don’t want to beat a dead horse, but I was scouting around for some dirt, and took a look at the CCI National Conference – or at least that’s...

SFX: Sound of man rushing back to his journal... SFX: Sound of man cutting and pasting words that Magna The Wise unwisely posted above... Woodie is a wonderful human being and really does everything out of love SFX: Sound of man at his keyboard, adding an inflammatory tag... and...

SFX: Sound of footsteps on the other side of the door... SFX: Sound of door opening... SFX: Sound of man sitting down at the keyboard... SFX: Sound of man getting up and heading for the door... SFX: Sound of door closing, footsteps down the hall... SFX: Sound of man toying with your...

SFX...man packing up his belongings. SFX...door slamming shut. SFX...footsteps as man returns to his blog in a huff SFX...silence / fade to black.

...you're pulling my leg, right? Me thinks it done already broke out days, if not weeks ago... I started this journal to expose "the wife" and how poorly she treats me - I don't know how the hell ol' Woodie took over...

Come on, guy - don't hold anything back - tell us how you really feel...