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Vol, I watch every day. You're doing great. Keep it up

...And then there was the gay guy down the street who would go to the Elks Lodge every payday just to blow a few bucks.

Ditto. Nothing beats earning corporate pay in your skivvies with your dog on your lap.

OK, what goes in stiff, hard and dry...and comes out wet, soft and limp?

Just forward that e mail to your credit card company and have them reverse the charges. Seems pretty cut and dry if you have confirmation, no?

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be...

wow...puts all our petty bullshit into perspective

Tits? Yes please, I'll take two.

"Once you've jacked off to Japanese girls puking on each other and putting live eels in their vaginas you really cant go back to Playboy" -Shakespeare

Oh thank God, I thought my video card was going berserk.

I use AMP with CQG/NT. Executions are fast, and data is reliable. I could care less about minimums because I use 5-10K/ contract as a matter of personal risk management. Commissions are about industry average, but e mail them with your vol requirements and they will work with you.

Yea, if you don't get psychedelic vertigo nursing on them puppies

Is this the freak show you wish to skewer?

I believe this bears repeating:

Are you saying you still don't have this?