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Oh yeah? Well, my dick is bigger than yours! :D

What's really lethal to 30 year-olds, is when they are made to 'go on carousel'. (Bonus points to anyone who can name the movie.)

???????????????????????????????? Dude, no way?!!! Jesse J.... you're saying that YOU are Vinny?

Jesse, back in January, I was willing to bet $50,000 that we would NOT launch the war against Iraq until this fall. (Last post on this page http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=185873#post185873 ) Ironically, I was dead wrong. I would have lost 50G if the counterparty...

Here's my bet: the loser is going to welch. No money will ever change hands between you two. If one of you realizes that the money needs to be put in escrow for the bet to actually be enforcable- the other will find reasons to refuse to put the funds in escrow. Some old-time elite...

Equity mutual funds are generally a giant scam. 80% underperform the indexes, and a Vanguard (Vanguard has the lowest fees) index fund is a much better option. I also recommend government bonds. Series EE, and to a lesser extent Series I. Home ownership is generally a good idea. If the...

Gee, whatever makes you say that? ______________ "The earth is flat. Whoever claims it is round is an atheist deserving of punishment." ~Sheik Abdel-Aziz ibn Baaz, the supreme religious authority of Saudi Arabia.

That's strange, I thought you reds were all atheists.

Ok, I'll step in here to take the side of the faithful holy mystics....NOT! Bwahahaha! Anybody who bases their entire life's direction on some ancient fictional fairy tales, has some serious problems.

Well, we do have a militaristic administration that likes to go around attacking other countries. On the bright side, at least we're only attacking the really annoying assholes that are out there. Taliban, Saddam, Ayatollahs- if we gotta fight somebody, it might as well be them, right?

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David Sklansky is the best teacher out there. His 'Hold 'Em Poker For Advanced Players' is required reading for any serious hold 'em player. For hi/lo split, I'd suggest Ray Zee.

Despite what my name may imply, I only scored a 52. I'm an objectivist, not a freaking anarchist. Did you know that Ayn Rand had always refused to endorse the Libertarian party? She called them the 'hippies of the right'. Take some of these questions for example: <i> Should...

When a good worker & a bad worker are paid the same, why the hell bother being a good worker?

I think the hardest part would be convincing these maniacs to step foot into the roach motel. Their goal is murder & nihilism. Clearly they would fall short of their goals by blowing themselves up without murdering anyone. Now, if they could be fooled into <b>thinking</b> they're murdering...

Now that's what I call a long shot. Every freshman Muslim knows that Allah demands fresh <b><red> blood </b></red>. No infidel blood, no virgin whores.

Nah.....they give those to terrorists these days.

Within a decade, You'll see Islamic race riots in France that make the Rodney King riots look like child's play.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.htm

...so now we have guys who assume that stocks and bonds are SUPPOSED to move in opposite directions. I like it. This kind of bearish thinking is what's going to help get this stock market moving up again.