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Texas Governor, Secessionist, and Aggie RICK PERRY took a leap forward today by signing a bill to make "NOODLING" legal. For the unwashed, "noodling" is catching fish, usually catfish, barehanded. Texas is currently facing a financial crisis of about $20 billion and has no clue of what they...

I thought it was beer.

I think this is the guy: Today's candidate is John Q. Generic. Reasons he will win: Vehemently opposes Obamacare especially the parts that were originally conservative ideas like the mandate. Has never previously supported any of it. Will cut taxes as a solution to any problem...

Today's candidate is John Q. Generic. Reasons he will win: Vehemently opposes Obamacare especially the parts that were originally conservative ideas like the mandate. Has never previously supported any of it. Will cut taxes as a solution to any problem. Supports Ryan's plan to destroy...

Amen! If you as an individual want to do something, buy a Prius or Leaf, etc. There is not much our or any gummint can do about it. Oil is THE global commodity. And, don't forget, the country with the highest auto sales is China. Seneca

Here is the full quote, let me know again how you connected the birther book to which this quote applies to the Bush book. " UPDATE, 12:25 p.m., for those who didn't figure it out yet, and the many on Twitter for whom it took a while: We committed satire this morning to point out the problems...

I ascribe to the theory that beer was the cause of civilzization at more or less the same place: "In the Beginning There Was What? To get to the heart of the matter of civilization and the place of beer in it, perhaps it helps to consider briefly who we were—most likely—before...

Hey, I'm a "born again birther" and take this shit seriously and "don't call me Shirley." Seneca

This just in: Democrats, liberals (OK, they are similar), and Tea Partiers joined forces to wreck the candidacy of Mitch Daniels who just yesterday got blessed by GOP leaders. Let us see how this odd couple or menage a trois did it: Tea Party website http://www.protectyourcare.org...

NB birthers: Look real close at the t shirt and notice it says: "Made in the USA" not "Born in the USA"

I don't follow your crock comment: ESQUIRE said it was satire; are you suggesting that what they said is true? Since I am in no way a liberal; except maybe in a Jeffersonian way, I must decline your kind invitation to immerse myself further into a delusional world that you seem to dwell in...

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! All you birthers missed the true cunning of Barry. Here's the real deal that I got from a friend who works for the Birth Certificate Dept in Hawaii. Barry was born in Hawaii, but HE WAS ONLY 34 YEARS OLD WHEN ELECTED!!!!!! The CIA cleverly altered the BC to show he was...

I just have to post this: The perfect pairing, like a nice Bourdeaux and steak; Willie Horton and Mike Dukakis. Seneca

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Next Candidate: GARY JOHNSON, former Gov. Of New Mexico Reasons why he will win: Recently received coveted endorsement from Texas's Head Stoner and country music legend, WILLIE NELSON. He apparently is trying to cut into one of the Pauls lead with the stoners. He also received the...

Barry is using it to raise $$$$ for his reelection.

Friend -- Let me introduce you to Jerome Corsi. This week he released a new book that the publisher says will be a bestseller "of historic proportions." The title is "Where's the Birth Certificate?" -- yes, really. Corsi's work is a greatest-hits reel of delusions, ranging from 9/11...

"Friend -- Let me introduce you to Jerome Corsi. This week he released a new book that the publisher says will be a bestseller "of historic proportions." The title is "Where's the Birth Certificate?" -- yes, really. Corsi's work is a greatest-hits reel of delusions, ranging from 9/11...