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There was this fellow who worked for US Postal Service whose job it was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "Oh boy, better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it...

I know what's wrong with at least 45% of you freaks! A def: Asperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and...

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I keep tellin' Tampa to give up on real trading and just start writing a humorous "trading" column over at RealMonkey or MarketCrotch! You da man Tamps.

What's with all the USA bashing lately? :mad: As you "people" take handouts from the USA, use the USA-developed Internet, on USA-invented computers, trade the USA-Innovated and stabilized markets, live in free countries that the USA Armed Forces died to protect, eat food that the USA...

In addition to the 40 symbol limit there is a maximum of something like 10,000 per day, otherwise I'm not sure why you would get the message. Maybe your Cancel request is not getting thru? A fairly easy way around the whole limitation thing is to use the free program QuoteTracker. QT can...

Is ART okay with this? :p

What's really funny is that link to the sexual and racial harassment suit of the Friends writers. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0423041friends4.html You think that TradeOff and rowenwood worked there??? :D

Go through this example of an alarm clock and you can see how to setup a timer control to check the system time (Time function) every 1/2 second or so. You don't want to bog things down by checking too fast, like every millisec, if you only want a resolution in seconds. Then you can easily...

Kewl. Welcome back, Dewd! You picked the right guru this time. Woodie and da CCI clubbers have a strong following here. Hell, marketsurfer and nitro can't say enuf nice things about Woodie and his methods! :D

More informative would be the top 10 losers of the day.

These jealous and cowardly foreign pricks have no idea what the world would be like if it weren't for the sacrifice of Americans through the years? We are the only reason these pitiful, lazy, f*ckups can sit there and criticize without fear of being beaten to death. Deal with it.

...to find a pic of Howard Hughes when he was reclusive and had long stringy hair, etc, but couldn't find any. This will hafta do:

This one was up more than 60% a little while ago. I had a target of 13% and of course it blew right thru. :( But I did get a couple bucks...

Wow. Brave SOB. How many could do this? 'Lot better man than I... "In the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, Tillman decided to turn down a three-year, $3.6 million contract with the Cardinals to enlist in the Army"

Baron musta had the harrytrader - Grob/Jack filter on. It clicks on during during busy hours to save bandwidth :D

FWIW Oz is okay, but you can get about the same info from a good market psych book and good ole Trader Vic's book. There are certainly no big secrets worth shelling out big bucks, or stressing over. Regards.

With those smooooth talkers Aphie and TO, I'll never get a chance with those girls. After all, all I have is my LOOKS and my MILLIONS!!! :D

Girls girls, don't fight over us! Why don't you both come on over...heh...:eek:

I submit that you lowered your standards the second you communicated with ANY of the ET group of freaks-n-geeks! :D