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On Friday White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel and Obama senior advisor Valerie Jarrett were calling the CEOs and Washington office heads of the companies that took the financial hits and attacked them for doing so ----------------- This is an attempt to villify big business. I hope...

Me... I would live in a hotel. That is freedom. Change floors, rooms if I so desire or move down the block to another hotel in a year or so. Granted, the roi doesn't always have to be more money.

I was in Disneyland on vacation last week and everytime I tried to have my photo taken some fat retarded fucker kept trying to get into shot. Next time I'll just leave the wife at home.

I was walking through the train station with my blonde girlfriend today when she asked, "You see that sign over there that says, "You Are Here" with an arrow pointing?" I said, "Yeah, what about it?" She said, "Well how do they know?"

Is Obama's health care plan cheaper than 3 bottles (daily dose) of Dr. Schulze's Intestinal Formula #1?

Where's the best place to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow! (took me a minute to get this one)

Personally, I feel it's my patriotic duty to accept junk mail and promptly toss it in the garbage. Chrissakes man, I gotta keep this economy rolling and people working. Keep those presses rollin Eeeehhhaaaaawwww................. Each piece of junk mail supports 45 jobs according to the...

You always see "caption this" photo contest. Whaddaya think they are advertising? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oq8xuVnB-Pk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

Hmnnnn. I would call a tie for first place. Obama & Santa Clause

Below is a couple excerpts for your viewing pleasure. Rangel is going to restore "diginity" with nancy's approval. WASHINGTON - Rep. Charles Rangel has evicted Vice President Dick Cheney from his office in the Capitol, and the Harlem heavyweight is moving into the prime digs today, The...

Vice mutual fund VICEX Lust -LNET Pride - BARE Sloth - KNM, SNE,MSFT Wrath- WWE Envy - HWD Greed - PNK Gluttony- SAM From an article in Feb issue of Equities magazine.

Humpy, don't get too worried about the health care project. I'll sum it up for you in two lines. 1) Mail me the bill and where do I send the check. 2) I don't have the money what do you want me to do? Regarding point number 1, those who are able will either have to increase their income...

My teacher told us "Don't cite Wikipedia, as it isn't a reliable source, because anyone can edit it" I said, "Fuck off, anyone can edit MSM News, yet we still cite that?" Teacher replied "Yes, but they have professionals in the office who are employed to edit it using books and...

I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller". I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".

I have just found inner peace. Its quite simple, just finish all the things you started but never finished. I went round the house this afternoon looking for all the things I never finished. The Vodka, the Baileys, the Rose wine and the valium. You have no fucking idea how peaceful I...

I'm annoyed by politicians who argue for the sake of arguing. Or to put another way, they agree in principle with a bill but try to figure out an angle to get something out of it for their constitutents or at worse, gain political capital for the next round. Seems like so much bs to me but...

I'm not sure if I'm correct to make this assumption but in hindsight anyone who cares to gather information from multiple sources can connect the dots. In the interim, each player only had access to their own corporate dept. You could cite as proof one dept of GS, for example, shorting the...

:D :D OTH, the SEC might not recognize a bribe. "Here's a Benz." "Thanks anyway, my Pinto is running just fine."

Queen of mean part 2. We are all peons.

If you only watch one economic indicator this year, make it this one. --------------------- Pssstttt.. The author is a geologist.