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There's the blue print to move the market.:cool:

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down

Just 41% in Alaska Would Vote for Palin for President -------------------------- You mean people are taking polls about SP. Don't these pollsters have jobs. What a waste of time. When is she running? When's the next Presidential election, tomorrow or next year,... umnnh wait.... I know it's...

Probably going to lend them out for a "fee".

I was watching Haiti on the news last night. Street vendors are set up selling clothes and jewlery while people just sing and dance, eat beans and rice compliments I'm sure of some "aid". Sewage in the streets, no one is picking up the trash or making an attempt to do anything. Just able...

Fwiw, I went to the county clerks office and registered a DBA (doing business as), at this point pick a name for your business. Then you take your DBA and open a bank account. The only reason for this is when clients write a check they will write the check using your business name and the...

You know where this is going. One day it'll be politically incorrect to fly the American flag, this might offend some one.

We cant decide where to go for our holiday this year, Portugal or Greece. My wife was leaning towards Greece. I wish she'd stand up straight when I'm talking to her.

"Greece not looking for bailout". Good... ...I don't want my taxes spent on a musical that's clearly had its day.

A new book by Frank Partnoy. Looking pretty interesting so far. This caught my eye. The Wall Street bombing occurred at 12:01 p.m. on September 16, 1920, in the Financial District of New York City. The newly created Federal Reserve Bank lowered interest rates and added money to the...

What's a Grecian Urn? Considerably less than he used to.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened. "Buffalo come," remarked Tonto. "How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger. "Face sticky!"

She's saying that to piss off the Muslims.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from Ivanovich: The only thing that is rather stunning to me is that the populace of the country continues on it's merry way allowing the corruption to continue...

:D :D :D That's so funny. Your crap is my family's bread & butter.".......

Homeless guy: Please sir, may I have a quarter? Banker: I don't have any change right now. I'll give it to you next time. Homeless guy: Sir, that's the kind of credit that had made me bankrupt.

I'm glad we have a black president, I hope the next ones Hispanic. Then I hope we get a one armed albino lesbian octopus for President. Hopefully with Dr Phil for vice president.

Do you guys know that there are "Dunkin Donuts" that do not sell donuts. I sent them an e mail and asked whazzup with the sign. The sign sez donuts!!!!" That ticks me off. Secondly they don't have nutty donuts, someone somewhere might have a peanut allergy. Granted a few shops carry coconut...

Upon being questioned as to the occupation of his father, the young man replied, "He cleans out the bank." "Janitor or president?" was the final question.

How fast is your car? Well, it keeps about six months ahead of my income generally.