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Very good! You noticed that I asked you a quantitative question, not a qualitative one. Always ask your self quantitative questions. Certain methods other than mine do not. Now, do you consider that 5.5 point range to be a wide range or a narrow range for ES? Kindly excuse the...

My humor in unintentional. So it must be topical. Since I neither chart nor trade ES (NQ is my vice), can you tell me please what today's ES range is so far? Points or ticks, machts nichts (don't try saying that).

So do I, that makes us both heterocatsupals, which is propitious for trading success (my Eastern European wife uses mustard, and the French use mayo, and neither of them trade well). Now, are you charting ES in your application of JHM? Trust me, I am taking you somewhere useful with this, as...

Frenchfry, I think I can help you. But first you must accept a certain reality. Carl Jung said "All psychology is autobiography." Jung's student, Dr. Arthur Deco, adapted that dictum to trading: "All trading is autobiographical." So before I can help you, I must know, with your fries, do you...

If x% lose, the 100-x% want to know where to advertise to find idiots.

There is an old saying: "If you cannot dazzle them will brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

Ain nuffin' rong wid yo' anglish, bro! Ceptin' yo' lef da cedille offun da c in facesade.

Gotta tel ya joke about the right side of the bed. White bread white boy gets drunk in a sleazy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Wakes up in the morning with a pounding headache. Sees that he is wedged between the two fattest black girls he has ever seen. "Oh, my god, what have I done?" His...

I'm sorry. Are you bragging or complaining? I could make that much every year greeting at Wally's. Plus I make more than that sitting on my fat old useless ass drawing Unsociable Insecurity. Greeting at Wally's I'd at least meet a lot of horny fat old widows and get well laid for far less than...

Well said. You got me. Points to you, but only because you are sober. I recently burnt my rare copy of Seiki Shimizu, which I read from front to back and back to front to no profit. You want to understand price action? Watch a one-second chart annotated for S/R.

Actually, it is after the third orgasamum, mum.

Sometimes vulgarity is the only way to get through to stupidity. Candlesticks were invented to predict the daily price action of rice. I don't know if they still work for that, but otherwise they are totally fucking useless. Except for hucksters who sell "analyzing" them.

I am going to say this as gently as I can. You are a conplete and total dumbfuck. Go research the origin of candlesticks. They were meant for daily analysis only. Dumbfuck!

OK. Yes. My oh my. Cut the bullshit. No conjoined minds. Email me at pierremfjanet@gmail.com No conconspiritors. Just you. No posturing. If you won't, ask Liz to, haha. It's not like I haven't discoursed with her before!

Jack, I am too fond of you ever to attempt to work with you. The instant you saw my trading screen you would fall blank-eyed to the floor frothing at the mouth and hemmorhaging from the nose. You led me such a merry chase all those years ago that I fell into a deep extended coma and woke up with...

Take care, my friend. Sometimes the wild animals bite. And the wild humans. I pay 14 for a 40# bag at Lowes. It takes a lot to make me cry, but last winter in the middle of the day we saw a young wildcat munching on birdseed, it was so hungry. So now I snare and stake out baby rabbits for...

I'll take that as a yes that you are "remote pedantic and socially inept." It is little wonder that you do not like me. How aggravating it must be to be criticized by your mirrored self. And I am crushed that you did not see my loving gift to you. I only have twenty aliases, Jack! Get on the...

Shame! Fie upon you, Jack Hershey! How small minded of you in your defininition of a "local problem!" I have a client who is also a critic of yours. He proudly says to me "I am a steward of the earth!" When I point out to him that he cannot be a steward of the entire earth, he clarifies "Well...

Are you a successful professional? Doctor? Dentist? Accountant? Corporate manager? At the top of your game? Considering early retirement or thinking ahead to augmenting post-retirement income? Are you highly educated? Intelligent? Sharp-witted? Street smart? Analytical? Get lots of invitations...

Yes, one of my favorite posters. Herr Baffledummitbullsheiz.