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I have no problem with water quality. I drink only champagne, which is 87% water purified by the 13% alcohol content.

Don't forget a stop loss. Otherwise it could get messy. And scaling in is advised for a small position.

Yes, NoDoji is the tops, so to speak. I'm guessing that she could write the next Fifty Shades of Grey, but with realistic sex content.

Thanks. But the best humor is based on events you could never make up. In this case the client was busy with other things, he doesn't remember what now, when he heard his eSignal one-second and one-minute codes chirp the sequence of sounds "ratchpop" "clack" "pop" "pairing." This was most...

Not much for options, meself. I prefer futures because if you like the position you're in you can roll it over. And with short-dated futures, you can do it once a month.

This is a rough and tumble game you guys are talking about playing here. Do you ever get nervous if the option is close to expiration?

I am no expert, but if options are anything like relationships, I would assume that would depend on whether or not the spread was deep in the money. (I apologize for my lack of attention. I am down on my knees in my lederhosen knee socks and Alpine cap cleaning the carpets for my wife's...

My client and I actually did discuss that, but decided that at our age the spreads we were interested in were not options.

You are fully onto the Circularity Conundrum. My client Joe also shared with me that he has difficulty attending to the market because he cannot remember if Jack has published a blotter yet, so he is constantly drawn back to check. He continually bemoaned "I can't remember if there was anything...

Par hasard I tripped onto a new and revolutionary method for increasing the attention span of Alzheimer's sufferers. I have an elderly client who was brought to me by his much younger (and good looking, hmmm) wife. Her complaint was that he was losing money daytrading. As a daytrader myself, I...

I am over 156 years old, so I beg your forgiveness if I am not up to date on the current crack-pop psych literature. I am still trying to understand my own works. After all these years, I keep asking myself "What the fuck did I mean when I wrote that?" Especially when I read myself in English...

Good advice here: http://www.businessinsider.com/robert-greenes-mastery-2012-11 I can only add, if you want to master trading, avoid ET.

My reality is even worse. I am color blind.

Well, let me give you a poor example. There are people here who look at price and volume, note the occasional correlation or anti-correlation, and conclude that volume drives price, contrary to the centuries old belief that price drives volume. In my trading I peer inside the tape to see that...

Remarkably perceptive. Also looks like a test you could market and name "Do you have a bright future as a retail trader?"

Quite so. I snuck a peek at his trade blotter for the morning and he made an absolutely brilliant random entry trade lasting exactly 123 seconds. The reward to risk for scalps like that is appallingly dreadful, but I cannot convince him to stop. He also plays the nickel slots on indian...

It is no easy matter to explain what Doaks means when he does not understand it himself. As near as I can surmise, however, Doaks flashed on the meme that if price regresses to VWAP, as is widely, and in my opinion erroneously, believed, why would not volume regress to the PWAV? His chart seems...

Doaks asked me to answer your criticisms for him, as he had to scurry off to a defend himself before a community college board of inquiry into allegations that he behaved inappropriately with a female special needs student he was tutoring (admittedly fraudulently) in daytrading. Doaks is well...

I have made my money for the day, so I have time to chime in here with an explanatory explicating explanation. Professor Doaks is a very poor advocate for his mad inventions. He is, after all, a lowly adjunct visiting associate professor (untenured) of special needs instruction and cybernetics...

Pimping for BM. That place is dumber than dogshit.