Yeah, the problem is you've got to do it synthetically...as of January 1, 2008 (a while back, I know), the conversion factor was:
1 synthetic share of the Fed = [(-5,000 /DX)+(-5,000 /ZT)+(-1,000,000 LEH)+(-1,000,000 BSC)+(-500,000 VIX ATM Calls)+(/GE-/ZQ)]+[(20,000,000 JPM)+(100,000,000...