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The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!" Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him "pick a number froom 1 to 10; if you...

Public Education...These are so good it is difficult to believe that they are real. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the...

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He...

This should be required study for all potential grooms. http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him...

True bravery is arriving home sopping drunk after a very late night out with the boys. Being met at the door and assaulted with a broom by your wife . . and still having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning, or were you heading out to go somewhere?'

Creation Story….. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben...

Priceless Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front...

Men are like.... 1.... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you. 2.... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. 4.... Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5.... Chocolate Bars ...

You weren't delighted with GE's latest earnings report? :p

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a...

It's called "humor". Deal with it.

IIRC the mean time between failure (MTBF) rates of the flourescent tubes is in the neighborhood of 25,000 hours. If that's so, that give 3 years of 24-hour a day operation, 6 if you run it half the time. By that time you'll probably upgrade to a larger screen anyway. Also, every LCD...

I've been using one of these for years now. It sure makes tape reading a breeze :D

New Hospital Wing When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a...

I can't wait for the Leno and Letterman jokes to start, regarding Viagra being beneficial to enlarged hearts. They'll probably start off with something like "Viagra - enlarges one organ while help shrinking the other."

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy. After a moment of...

Why you never question a drunk.... A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on...

Pregnancy Q&A Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all. Q: Can a woman get pregnant from a toilet seat? A: Yes, but the baby would be awfully funny looking. Q...