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    Jokes

    Here's a new take on an old joke.
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    Jokes

    Pregnancy Questions & Answers & more!! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. when will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex...
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    Jokes

    Ah yes, our celebs and elected leaders at their very bestest: Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever...
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    Jokes

    Re-Arranging Words Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. 1. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters .....DIRTY ROOM 2. PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters .....BEST IN PRAYER 3. DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters .....A ROPE...
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    IB's Latest TWS is up

    After upgrading from 831.9 to 851.7 I must say there's a lot of neat new stuff. I guess it pays to upgrade more often than once a year LOL One thing I notice is the totals row at the top no longer displays, despite the checkbox being set to "display total row" Is this a minor bug or a...
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    IB's Latest TWS is up

    I believe .7 addresses the upgrade issues from 831 that were mentioned in another thread.
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    IB's Latest TWS is up

    Just upgraded from 831.9 to this new 851.7 and it imported the old workspace perfectly. Great job, folks. :)
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    IB's Latest TWS is up

    But the download link buttons are improperly coded. After a little experimentation I found this works: http://www.interactivebrokers.com/download/tws40_install.exe and http://www.interactivebrokers.com/download/tws40_upgrade.exe I'm assuming those of us who wish to upgrade and...
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    Problems Upgrading to TWS 851

    Right now and for the last 2 days I can't even get the software to download. The links come up "Page not be found" Anyone at IB care to shed some light on when the tws links will be active?
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    Trading is Freaking Easy Easy Easy

    Reminds me of the "Can I turn $2,000 into a million by the time I'm 21" threads by Aphie :D
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    Trading is Freaking Easy Easy Easy

    After 11 years of marriage . . . I can't even remember what the bottle looks like anymore. :(
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    Hey IB

    Right now I'm getting "Page not found" when trying to download the new software. This will be remedied before Friday I hope?
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    IB Forcing Upgrade to new TWS 851

    I'm using 831.9 and would like to upgrade with the least amount of fanfare possible. How can I do this without losing my settings? I have custom colors, fonts, column widths & other settings and do not wish to start from scratch.
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    tomorrow is rollover day

    Nice chart, guy. We oughta pin the chart to the top of ET's message boards; it seems like we have this discussion every 3 months :p
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    tomorrow is rollover day

    Thursday at the market open (9:30am ET) the volume switches to the Z5 contracts. Just keep both U and Z on your screen and watch it happen.
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    No trading today?

    Never saw that before. Thanks, Jack :)
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    Saving An Entire Thread Rather Than Printing

    Doesn't seem to work on the one thread I'm trying to save . . . the jokes thread :D
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    Saving An Entire Thread Rather Than Printing

    macal- I remember that now. Something about changing the url to reflect number of pages=4000 or so. appreciate it.
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    Saving An Entire Thread Rather Than Printing

    I've got a question for you. Is there a way to save a multi-page thread quickly without having to print to file/save each page? Even with the maximum number of posts per page set, a large thread can still span tens of pages. Many thanks
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    Jokes

    That video was GREAT! LOL
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