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I remember that guy in the eleventh grade. He was a dick then, too.

There is no bigger advocate than one, Patrick Byrne. All he asked, and all he has asked Kaufman to ask for, is a hard borrow. They couldn't do it. They couldn't even do a hard borrow requirement. I don't think that is an outrageous demand, or even a request. You don't need bells and...

Right now, Nut is slamming his head on his desk over and over going, "why didn't I think of that!!!!".

"According to the British Heart Foundation: "Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use, " Shouldn't that be the" lay person on the laid person?"

Stealing this one. Http://www.instantrimshot.com

Ask him if he's a deepcapture fan......:)

http://breakfornews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=62524#62524 http://breakfornews.com/audio/PatrickByrneOnCspan071309.mp3 A lot of this, he'd be the first to tell you, came from me and some friends. Patrick is that way. He's very considerate and giving. But if you listen, there are some...

Go figure. A dishonest guy in the securities industry. GS no less. You could knock me over with a feather.

Shut the thread down. How do you top this? Http://www.rimshot.com

We have a rule. We never, ever, talk about the company, Overstock. Ever. But, from knowing Patrick and the folks there, I can tell you if there was a mistake, it was honest men making an error. That happens. I would suggest there were dishonest men making huge mistake in NY and DC. I would...

So the SEC IG pinches SEC staffers for viewing huge amounts of porn while at work. The first time one of these bastards show any inkling of knowing what they're doing, and the Bosses yell at them. This guy here is funnier than Nutmeg: "I justified it because I would work late and I...

Let's see 15 in the eighth grade. Cipherin' 8 plus four, plus, say, two or three to keep him on his current pace........ We got us a 21 year old Senior. Dad does look real proud.

You're a Mensch. I've got an empty pickle jar. Ask him if he needs an indoor urinal.

It's populist kickback for all the graft that was allowed to happen. I think cooler heads will prevail, but there will be some other onerous thing rear its ugly head. They never think of the consequences, just how it plays in Peoria.

Stock Tax May Reduce Volume 90%, Interactive Brokers CEO Says Share Business ExchangeTwitterFacebook| Email | Print | A A A By Nina Mehta and Whitney Kisling Jan. 29 (Bloomberg) -- Taxing equity trades may reduce U.S. stock market volume by 90 percent, Interactive Brokers Group Inc. Chief...

Better start printing the Joke thread pages. Make a nice book for him. He could show and tell..........

NUTMEG??!!!?? No problem, Mate. The lid would close just fine. Which reminds me of the the woman whose husband was hung like My Friend Flicka........ Did we do that one here?

We were "taught" at superstition class with the nuns that when you die, God sits you down and shows you a movie of your life. Ron White tells the story of getting caught banging some girl behind the football bleachers while in High School. Obviously a product of the same teachings that have...

Frank is telling people this is a "done deal". There will be legislation. So, all the guys who naked shorted and pocketed the dough leave the rest of us high and dry. SEC May Approve Restrictions on Short Sales When Stocks Plunge Share Business ExchangeTwitterFacebook| Email | Print |...

Facts, good or bad, doesn't matter. Look what "Brown" did for you. The idiots on the Hill now all want to snuggle up to the voters. So, it's flat out Populist rhetoric. Sorta like the townspeople, with torches and pitchforks, storming Dr. Frankenstein's castle. Whatever Bernanke did, right...